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We don't feel right about it (and by "right" we mean "aroused in the slightest"), but since celebrity sex tapes are kind of our "thing" we suppose it's our duty to share this update on Dustin Diamond's all-too-real video sexcapades. Celeb stalker site TMZ has obtained selected portions of the video and offers a taste of what's to come should you find yourself in a late night drunken downloading incident in the near future. The former "Saved By The Bell" "star" is reportedly seen lounging in a bathtub before getting it on with two women in a hotel room and then finishing with the notorious "Dirty Sanchez". (Wait ... people actually do that?) Now that we've fulfilled our contractual obligations, you're on your own if you decide to explore any further. We take no responsibility for whatever Bayside High-related nightmares tear you from your sleep tonight.

· Screech Sex Tape Preview (tmz.com)
· "Screech's 'Saved By The Smell': The Teaser Trailer" (Defamer)

Previously: Daniela On The Beach, Imogen Thomas Sex Tape?, "Barbra Streisand" Porn Film on eBay, Vince and Janine: A Look Back, Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape, Finally, G lben Ergen Sex Tape, Kid Rock Sex Tape, The (Expurgated) Colin Farrell Sex Tape, Tom Sizemore Sex Tape(s)