So we thought of posting something here about how annoying amusing it was to wake up on a hungover Sunday afternoon to three dozen emails informing us that Paris Hilton’s Sidekick had been hacked; or maybe starting a debate on whether or not even the most overexposed of celebrities (not to mention everyone on their contact list) deserve to have their privacy respected in certain circumstances—until we realized that the main thing most Fleshbot readers would want to know about the whole story was exactly how many naked breasts are visible in the photos. Answer: exactly 5 1/2 (counting exposed nipples only), all of them Paris’. Can we go back to sleep now?

Paris Hilton's Hacked Sidekick: photos @ Captain Cum, Drunken Stepfather, Beer and Shots, and at least 12,371 other sites by the time you read this.

See also: "Paris Hilton: Hacked" (Defamer)
"The Collected Works of Paris Hilton's Hacked Sidekick" (Gawker)
"Paris Hilton's Sidekick ii Hacked: What About Yours?" (Gizmodo)

Previously: Paris In Playboy ... Not, Paris Steals "Paris", Paris Buys "Paris", "1 Night In Paris" Review, PHST: The Saga Continues, Paris Vs. Nicole (Not)