· Did the pants-averse Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen actually do the deed on camera during the filming of "Factory Girl"? If you make a porn movie and no one pays to see it, is it still porn? (bestweekever.tv + nydailynews.com)

· Russia and other former Soviet Republics are holding the Miss Atom beauty pageant for girls who work in the nuclear power industry. They're searching for someone who has that certain glow about her. (france24.com)

· Donald Trump Tara Conner turns down $1 million to pose "tastefully" for Playboy. Quick, name another former Miss USA. Yeah, that's what we thought. (nydailynews.com)

· There's no need to worry about the FBI monitoring all of you internet communications—they're definitely doing it. (news.com.com)

· A New York state assemblyman wants to set weight guidelines for skinny fashion models. Hey, you can lead a model to a sandwich, but you can't make her eat. (cbsnews.com)

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