· The New York Times Sunday Styles section brings the East Coast elite up to speed on the celebrity sex tape phenomenon. For example, did you know that sweet little Pamela Anderson was once caught up in this nonsense? Can you imagine? (nytimes.com)

· Meanwhile, the Red Light District executive interviewed in the story above claims to have a lead on the next big home video star. "It's a girl," he said, smiling mischievously, "and she's in the music business." Well, he can't possibly be talking about Brit-Brit, right? That would be libel! (E! Online)

· Fortunately for retinas everywhere, the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex video will continue to be suppressed, thanks to some lawyerly haggling and a well-placed injunction. Thank God for judicial activism. (Detroit News)

· And in the most shocking celebrity sex tape scandal yet, we probably don't have to tell you about how South Africa has been abuzz since Narend Singh was caught on tape with Rosanne Narandas—of course you've all seen all the hot, pelvis-grinding action between the randy KwaZulu-Natal Tourism minister and the oh-so-married Durban socialite. It's almost enough to make Nelson Mandela freak out and take Charlize Theron to a Dave Matthews concert in Sun City! (Sorry. That's the extent of our knowledge of famous South Africans.) (News24.com)

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