Will celebrities ever learn that if you're going to videotape your sexual exploits, you should expect them to wind up on the internet sooner or later? Just in time for the holidays, Radar shares more information on the latest possibly-coming-to-a-file-sharing-program-near-you video souvenir starring Sports Illustrated covermodel Carolyn Murphy and ex-husband Jake Schroeder, first reported by Page Six a few weeks ago: "Shot over 17 days during Murphy and Schroeder’s 1999 Barbados honeymoon, the two-hour tape is said to feature the sun-kissed stunner getting acrobatic with the heavily tattooed Schroeder. (A motion picture epic compared with your average celebrity slutfest, that still averages out to a mere 7.0588 minutes of conjugal bliss per 24-hour period. No wonder she left him.)"

"Carolyn Murphy's Triple X-Mas" (radaronline.com)

See also:
· Carolyn Murphy (profile @ Ask Men)
· Carolyn Murphy: Swimsuit Collection (gallery @ sportsillustrated.cnn.com)