Most contestants in European babe contests are unknown quantities to us, but there's a fair assortment of familiar faces in this competition to find out which of Europe's football-playing nations has the "hottest totty", including Nelly Furtado (Miss Portugal), Victoria Beckham (Miss England), and alleged Mr. Beckham canoodler Rebecca Loos (Miss Netherlands) - although we think that Severina got robbed of the nomination for Miss Croatia. Now all we have to figure out is what a "totty" is and we'll be all set.

Miss Euro 2004 (photos @ football365.com - thanks Dan)