Unbeknownst to most Fleshbot readers, there exists a secret international nipple cabal based in a remote mountaintop village in Switzerland which has a frustrating predilection for releasing reports of nude celebrity photos into the media omniverse whenever we're hung over and/or getting ready to close up shop for the weekend—which is to say that while we don't have time or energy right now to do more research on these alleged shots of Melania Knauss that have started making the blog rounds today (after being published in the debut issue of Radar last week and re-reported in the Daily News this morning), we're posting about them anyway just to let everyone know that yes, we know they exist. So you can stop emailing us about them now, k?

"Melania Knauss’ Nude Photos, Served With A Side Of Our Self-Loathing" (Gawker)
"Alleged Melania Knauss Nude Pictures" (egotastic.com)

Previously: Celebrity Nipplewatch™: Melania Knauss See-Through