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Every now and then, the hairy hand of fate will descend and pluck a hitherto unknown starlet from the depths of obscurity and place her in the spotlight: it happened to Lana Turner at that lunch counter, and now Hungarian hottie Monika Zsibrita is set for her fifteen minutes thanks to her involvement with Chris Rock and a paternity suit of some kind. We'll let our gossipy brethren fill you in on the whole story of why she'll be on everyone's ... er, lips this week. As for us, we'll be content to let the aggrieved Monika go back to doing what she does best: looking really good without a top on.

· "Chris Rock, The Pelican, And The Hungarian Perfect 10 Model" (Defamer)
· "Monika Zsibrita, the Hungarian model who was probed by Anthony Pellicano after she filed a paternity suit against Chris Rock" (photos @ tabloidrabies.blogspot.com)