Diehard Yankees fans that we are, the gorgeous Anna Benson is giving us at least two reasons to keep an eye on the Mets next season—and even more if it turns out hubby Kris has a wandering fastball: Page Six reports she told Howard Stern that she'll "fuck the whole team" if she ever catches him cheating on her. Not that we'd ever wish marital discord on anyone, of course ...

"Met Wife: I'm A Team Player" (Page Six @ NY Post, via Gawker)
Anna Benson: "Baseball’s hottest wife has more curves than any bullpen can handle" (FHM - thanks Big D.)
Anna Benson (official site and store @ annabenson.net)