As Uncle Grambo helpfully points out, that's not Lisa Marie Presley getting sexy and sandy on the beach with Jeff Goldblum in these paparazzi photos from 2002 - it's Lisa Marie, Tim Burton's ex and star of "Planet of the Apes", "Ed Wood", and "Mars Attacks!", not to be confused with former Playboy Playmate Lisa Marie Scott or WWE diva Lisa Marie Varon. That is, however, most definitely Jeff Goldblum. Sorry.

Lisa Marie and Jeff Goldblum (areafamosas.com, via whatevs)

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