Oh, Lindsay. Everytime we think we're done posting pictures of your exposed nether regions, you pull us back in. Surely you must know by now how easy it is for paparazzi to peer up your ridiculously undersized skirts everytime you leave a vehicle. Could you seriously have forgotten your underwear yet again? Or with everyone's defenses weakened by the mighty power of the legendary firecrotch, have opportunistic Photoshoppers become more brazen in their attempts to shame you? All we know is, our heart just isn't in it anymore. Perhaps a trial separation is in order. Or you could just pose for an official, on-the-record, spread-eagle beaver shot for Penthouse and then we can all get on with our lives. Please, at least do it for the children! (Er, we mean overworked porn bloggers.)

· "I am - Lohan Upskirt Pics of the Day" (drunkenstepfather.com; also spotted @ Egotastic)

Previously: Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Lindsay Lohan Upskirt?, Lindsaygate: The Mystery Deepens, Lindsaygate: Case Closed