We hope you're proud of us for the fact that we've gone an entire ten days without mentioning Lindsay Lohan once, but we couldn't resist these photos of her ... uh, freckles, especially for the valuable details they provide in clueing us in on her taste in summertime beverages (Evian and Perrier - no teeny tiny liquor bottles for our Lindsay!) and reminding everyone that the trucker hat-wearing, shoulder blade-nuzzling, newly free from statutory rape charge anxiety-feeling Wilmer Valderrama is currently one of the luckiest bastards on earth.

Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini (photos @ joker-inc.com)
Previously: Remaindered Smut: Lohan-Free Edition, Lindsay Lohan: The Jigglenaut Continues, Lindsay Lohan Legal!

Update Our cult-sniffing sister site Defamer points out something in these photos that we somehow overlooked: Lindsay's newly knotted Kabbalah bracelet. You'll understand if we were a little distracted.

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