The crack medical team here at Fleshbot Central (who we generally employ to treat all those rug burns our interns seem to be particularly susceptible to) has finally figured out why Lindsay Lohan keeps collapsing on the set of her latest movie: acute exhaustion brought on by the donning and doffing of all those bikinis. Lindsay, if you're reading this: We'd be more than happy to help you extract yourself from all those knots if you're having trouble. Because we're caring like that.

· "Way, Way, Way Too Many Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures" (egotastic.com)

Previously: Celebrity Bikini Blowout, Lindsay Lohan's Booty Slip, Celebrity NippleWatch™: Lindsay Lohan's Back!, Lindsay Lohan on Jay Leno, Lindsay Lohan: The Jigglenaut Continues, Lindsay Lohan in Vanity Fair

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