We were going to dig up some fake Demi Moore porn to go along with last week's report that a laptop containing "compromising photos" of her and boytoy Ashton Kutcher was stolen, until we realized we didn't have to: her real breasts are almost as well-exposed on the Internet as ... er, Lindsay Lohan's. Still, our research turned up one example of Demi morph porn which we hope isn't representative of the stolen photos, when and if they turn up ...

If this is anything like the real thing, the stolen photos may end up looking like something out of National Geographic. Does Ashton have to fight through the bush to get to the picnic?

Fake (and Real) Demi Moore Nudes (TGP/preview gallery @ celeb-fake.com)
"Raunchy pics of Demi, Ashton reportedly stolen" (azcentral.com)

Update A reader writes: "Regarding that pic you have posted of Demi nude, her bush ain't 'that' thick. The photo has been seriously altered to cover her genitalia. Basically, all the pink was obliterated with dark retouching. In the unretouched original her lips are fully exposed and 'everything' is there to see. Looking at the pic, don't you find it a little odd that you can't see ANYTHING between her legs? It's been quite a while since I saw the original. I think Celebrity Sleuth ran it in a very early issue. I'm sure a little legwork could track it down. So, early 80's bush...yes. The dark pit of light-devouring blackness that it is in this version...no." So it's a retouched version of an already manipulated photo? Interesting. Glad to know there are people out there who are even more obsessed with this sort of thing than we are. Thanks, Dave!

Update Dave writes back: "That wasn't originally a retouched photo. She posed for a nude layout before joining General Hospital in the early 80's. There are several photos from this session around (Ed. note: some of which are on the Celeb Fake site linked above). They were taken long before she got the boob job. All this from the girl who then refused to bare them for the movie 'Blame it on Rio.' I don't know whether to be proud to remember all this or embarassed." Either way, we're grateful for the info.

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