Say it ain't so, Chloe Jones! Not only is the Daily News reporting a National Enquirer story in which you claim that Charlie Sheen paid you $15,000 for sex (something which our friends at Hardcore Gossip hint may have been a factor in the breakup of his marriage to Denise Richards), but that because of a recent "near death experience" you've turned your "bleached and surgically enhanced" (Ben Widdicombe's words, not ours, we swear!) back on all of us for good. Can't you give us at least one more peek before you go?

"A friend of Charlie?" (Gatecrasher @ NY Daily News, 4th item)
"Did Chloe Jones break up Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards?" (Hardcore Gossip)
Chloe Jones galleries: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Chloe Jones (official site @ chloejones.com)

Previously: Chloe Jones Returns, Date A Pornstar