The only thing we can really remember about the Oscars last night in this morning's post-champagne party haze is how darn chaste we thought everyone looked—whatever happened to the days when Cher could present an award wearing nothing but two bottle caps and a cobweb? Fortunately, some of our esteem'd colleagues were watching for any instances of notable skin exposure more closely than we were, and while there weren't any nipple slip incidents of Tara Reid-like proportions (admittedly a high standard to aspire towards) all those acres of silk- and taffeta-cosseted boobery are still nothing to sniff at.

· "78th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post" (egotastic.com)
· "Close Encounters with Kate Bosworth" (idontlikeyouinthatway.com - thanks Greg)

Previously: Naked Hollywood, 2006 Golden Globes, Celebrity NippleWatch™: "Brokeback" Edition, 2006 AVN Awards Fashion Roundup, Celebrity Nipplewatch™ Archives

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