While you were busy roasting weinies or whatever else it is folks are supposed to do to celebrate Labor Day (we were busy nursing nasty Long Island Iced Tea hangovers from the night before, but you knew that already), celebrities were celebrating in their own special and classy ways—which for Lindsay Lohan involved getting felt up in a bikini by her boyfriend. After the jump, see why Harry Morton is the most envied man in America this morning. We're totally going to have to get ourselves invited to better parties the next time Labor Day rolls around.