Hey, could you do us a favor? If you happen to have downloaded that Cameron Diaz video (no, not "The Sweetest Thing" - the other one) from anywhere on the Web at any point after reading about it here last week - that is, after it had already begun making the blog rounds, and even after we told you it wasn't worth the effort - could you please delete it from your hard drive, rinse out your eyes with chlorine, and ask your doctor for a frontal lobotomy so you won't remember ever having seen or heard about it in the first place? We'd sure appreciate it ... and so would Cameron's legal team! Thanks much!

"Cameron Diaz's 'Sex Tape' Legal Threats" (Gawker)
"There's Something About Cameron's Lawyer" (Defamer)