In attempting to come up with something to say about these paparazzi photos of Britney Spears grabbing her fiancee's crotch on a hotel balcony (as least we hope it's Kevin; otherwise the future Mrs. Federline has some splainin' to do), we can't do any better than to quote our friends at The Superficial: "Five years ago, a picture of Britney Spears grabbing some guy's crotch would illicit [sic] fantasies suitable only for the most depraved of horny teenagers. Nowadays though, all it does is remind everybody of just how far Britney Spears has fallen." As we say down here in Louisiana: Poor thing. Bless her heart.

Britney Spears Crotch Grab (The Superficial)

Update We're having really bad luck today with closing down websites (see below); thanks to Fleshbot reader Steve for grabbing the Britney grab pics, which you can see after the jump.