We're not sure whether it augurs well to start off our first day back from Thanksgiving break with a Britney Spears upskirt shot of questionable provenance and authenticity, but figured we'd throw caution to the wind and submit the following for your inspection. Ponder the odd pixelation, shading, and implications of all that stubble while we pour ourselves another cup of coffee and try to get ourselves back in the swing of things.

"Britney Spears Upskirt And Needs A Bikini Wax" (taxidrivermovie.com)

Update Since we're told the above link at taxidriver.com doesn't seem to be working, we're posting a reduced version of the (275K original) photo after the jump as a public service—theories, comments, and depilation tips for Britney are welcome.