BREAKING: Britney Spears Sex Tape, Maybe

We should've known this was, er, coming: what with Brit-Brit's recent resurgence in the news over the last few days, could a suspiciously timed "release" of an excerpt from the long-rumored sex tape have been too far behind? Before you get too excited, keep in mind that the 19 second clip of uncertain provenance that popped up on PornoTube a few hours ago only shows a tight closeup of a woman who may or may not look like Britney (depending how hard you squint) giving some rather energetic head to an uncircumcized penis that may or may not belong to K-Fed ... and that any shlub with a video editing program can add a "Britney Spears Sex Tape" logo to the corner of the footage to make it look somehow "official". That said, JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST COULD IT REALLY BE BRITNEY SPEARS GIVING A BLOWJOB?!??!!* Even the remotest possibility that it might be the real deal makes us dizzy. (And even if it's not ... well, it won't be the first time someone's tried to pull this off. And besides, we'll always have this.)

· "Britney Spears Sex Tape" (pornotube.com)
· See also: "The Britney Spears/K-Fed Sex Tape?" (Defamer)

* Update So, uh, what is it they say about those times when things seem too good to be true? Oh, right ...

· "College Blowjob" Clip (aka Not Britney) (pornotube.com)
· Nope, It's Not Her (Fleshbot)

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Previously: DVD Review: "Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted", Britney Spears: The Downward Spiral, Britney's Crotch Grab, Britney Spears, Still Not Naked, Britney "Nude": Enough Already, Britney on the Balcony (Update), Britney Does Anna

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