So who is the world's most desirable woman, at least according to the more than 250,000 votes cast in Ask Men's annual roundup? We could tell you outright, though that would spoil the fun of clicking through the 98 runners-up to find out. Hint: it's not Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or Jessica Simpson, all of whom the press release informs us were the "focus of inordinate media scrutiny" over the past year—in case anyone needed to be reminded. (Of course, you could just figure out the URL of the number one position yourself like we did, but we figured sharing this site with you a day before the results officially launch was enough of a surprise for one post.)

Top 99 Most Desirable Women Of 2005 (Ask Men - thanks JM)