Fleshbot: calendars

Russian Plumbing Company Stops Fighting Fate, Releases Topless Promotional Calendar [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:00:00 EST

Some might see this promo calendar for a Russian plumbing supplies company as a sign that the girly calendar trend has gone too far. Or perhaps it's a sign that it hasn't gone far enough!

Sure, we've had naked girls posing on behalf of tires, naked flight attendants, naked opera stars, naked biathletes, and even naked zombies (you know, just because). But there are so many possibilities still unexplored: naked astronauts posing for NASA (in space!). Naked figure skaters! Naked human resources directors! Naked beekeepers!

Just, uh, don't make the calendars for charity or anything. That never works.

· Gross Girly Calendar (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Mishka's Super Sexy Calendar Now On Sale [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:45:00 EST

The Mishka calendar—shot by Ellen Stagg, and featuring gorgeous women like Justine Joli, Ryan Keely, and Joanna Angel—is now on sale for $14. What are you waiting for? (mishkanyc.com)

What Good Is A New Year Without Naked Alice Goodwin? [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:00:00 EST

True, January 4 is a little late to be thinking about buying a calendar...but for Alice Goodwin, we'll make an exception. Especially if she's willing to give us a discount on a belated purchase.

· Alice Goodwin 2010 Calendar Photo Shoot (prettyhotandsexy.sk)

Eva Wyrwal: Blond And Busty All Through 2010 [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

How did we make it all the way to December 22 before getting a glimpse at Eva Wyrwal's 2010 calendar? We may never know: but as long as we can ogle Eva's glorious curves in calendar form...who really cares?

· Eva Wyrwal 2010 Topless Calendar (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Show Your International Spirit With Playboy Venezuela's Calendario 2010 [Calendars]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

Cold weather got you down? The December Solstice may be freezing in this hemisphere, but it's the longest, hottest day of the year in Venezuela, and these babes are showing it.

· Playboy Venezuela's 2010 calendar (nsfwpoa.com)

A Free, Foxy Calendar From Private.com [Calendars]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

Despite our best efforts, there may be some of you who haven't purchased a calendar with naked ladies for 2010. Well, now you can just download one. Basically, we're saying the procrastinators win.

Perhaps having a calendar in PDF form isn't really convenient, since you have to then print out the individual pages—on high quality printing paper, no less—and tack them to your wall. And it'd be silly to just leave it on your computer: they also serve as calendars. Maybe we should put it this way: here's a free PDF of Black Angelika, Aletta Ocean, Angel Dark, Sasha Grey, Tori Black, and other glamorous females alongside the various months of the year.

· Private Offers 2010 Calendar for Download (business.avn.com)
· Download the free calendar at Private a fucking christmas dinner! (private.com)

NoFauxxx Queers The New Year With A Sexy Calendar [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Is there a better way to celebrate the rise of queer porn than with a calendar featuring your favoritest queer pornstars? While you're pondering that question, go pick up a copy of NoFauxxx's 2010 calendar? You'll need it for research.

With stars like Lorelei Lee, Carson, April Flores, Jiz Lee, Dallas Fivestar, Billy Castro, Tina Horn, Akira, and James Darling (and photos by Courtney Trouble), the calendar's a must have for anyone in love with the SF porn scene (and who's not already drowning in sexy 2010 calendars).

· Buy NoFauxxx 2010 Calendar (cafepress.com, more pix)

Thought We Were Done With Calendars? [Calendars]

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Nope. Not when Front Magazine has a preview of their 2010 calendar. It doesn't matter how small your room is, there is always more wall space for naked ladies who tell you the date.

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

Tis The Season: Your Sexy Holiday Shopping Guide [Gift Guides]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:00:00 EST

Now that the turkey's been polished off and the table cleared, it's time to turn our thoughts to what really matters: Black Friday, and the start of the holiday shopping season.

Some of you may have already been to Wal-Mart and back to stock up on Black Friday specials...but if you're anything like us, Wal-Mart doesn't stock what you really want. Looking to ensure a little kissing (and then some) under the mistletoe this holiday season? Read on for a few sexy gift ideas.

Sexy present: Luna (lunascam.com)

For the porn enthusiast: Sure, you could give someone a porno—but why not give a porno that's special? "Cummin' At You 3D" isn't just any porno: it's a 3D interactive adventure that offers 50,000 possible adventures. And, as an added bonus, it's also got Sindee Jennings squirting...in 3D.

For the onanist: Tired of the sound of one hand fapping? The Real Touch goes one step further than the Fleshlight, offering a masturbation sleeve that fucks you back. Integrated with POV porn to create the realest fantasy money can buy (well, short of hiring an escort, anyway), the Real Touch is sure to please even the chronicest of (male) masturbators.

For the onanista: Masturbation's not just a male game—but what to get the lady who's taken a few trips round the toy box? For a revamped rabbit, try JimmyJane's Form 2—or, for a sensual massage, you can't go wrong with Contour Q. And for the lady who likes a good tongue lashing, well, the ten tongues of the Sqweel are pretty hard to top.

For the calendar lover: Tis the season to stock up on sexy calendars—but with so many on the shelves, how to pick just one? We're personally smitten with Digital Playground's illustrated Contract Star Calendar, featuring fourteen months of hand drawn sexy goodness. (We've got a preview of illustrated Katsuni at left; Stoya, Riley Steele, and Gabriella Fox all look lovely as well.)

Of course, if you prefer a calendar that's more flesh and blood than illustrated girl, there's always the 2010 Sex Blogger Calendar. All proceeds go to benefit Sex Work Awareness—so it's a gift that keeps on giving (and to sex workers, at that!).

For the stylist genital enthusiast: If you're reading Fleshbot, there's a pretty good chance you love pussy, or dick, or both. So why not show the world where your heart lies? Agent Provocateur's Sharon cardigan is festively bedecked with phalluses; the customizable Vulva Portrait Pendant lets you show your love for your very favoritest pussy of all. [Via nymag.com]

2010: The Year We Make Contact With Lucia Kralickova [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Yes, this is the first we're hearing of this Lucia Kralickova person—but does that really mean it's too soon to commit the pages of our 2010 calendar to her, and her alone?

Of course not, silly. Just look! We have so much in common! We both like drinking alcohol, and wearing overalls, and hats, and cooking naked...why, it's like we've found our soulmate. Now if only we knew how to obtain her calendar...

· Lucia Kralickova's 2010 Calendar (nsfwpoa.com)

Hot Toons Continue: Gabriella Fox In Digital Playground's 2010 Calendar [Exclusive]

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

The more of these we see, the more we validate our unhealthy obsession with Jessica Rabbit.

Compared to the other two, this one may seem a little more simple to cartoonify, but you have to admire that glistening skin. That's damn good attention to detail. And it really makes us wonder what some key figures from the "Big Wet Asses" series would look like illustrated.

· 2010 Digital Playground Calendar (digitalplayground.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Sneak Peek Part Two: Riley Steele In Digital Playground's 2010 Calendar [Exclusive]

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

Our homies over at Digital Playground have bestowed another page from their 2010 calendar upon us. This time, we have Riley Steele in a winter wonderland. (If only War Machine were here to keep her warm...)

Whether or not you're into animated babes, you can't deny how clever this idea is. Riley and Stoya's caricatures look just like the real girls, but will the others? Well, we can't make any promises, but if you read Fleshbot tomorrow, you maybe will get to see another page of the calendar.

· 2010 Digital Playground Calendar (digitalplayground.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

2010 Pirelli Calendar (And A Whole Slew Of Hot Models) Unveiled [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Over the summer, Vanity Fair took a peek behind the scenes of the 2010 Pirelli calendar. Now that 2010 is almost here, The Sun has a look at the actual pages of the calendar—and the half-naked models within.

Most of the photos are of the generic topless girl variety—but we're glad to see that at least Daisy Lowe and Catherine McNeil seem to have remembered the real reason why we're all here: to sell some tires!

· Topless models are hot dates (thesun.co.uk)

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Previously: Behind The Scenes At The Pirelli Calendar Shoot: Beauty, Nudity, Celebrity

Spend 2010 With Kitty Lea (And Her Boobs) [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Thirty days have September, April, June, and November...but as long as all twelve months of the year are accompanied by Kitty Lea in a state of undress, we should be totally set for all of 2010.

· Kitty Lea's Topless 2010 Calendar (nsfwpoa.com)

Exclusive Sneak Peek: Stoya In Digital Playground's 2010 Calendar [Exclusive]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Sure, everyone and their mother is putting out a sexy 2010 calendar. So what makes Digital Playground's different? Well, for one, it's one of the few that we actually want to buy.

Instead of simply reusing stills from their movies, Digital Playground went the distance and hired artist Amy Matthews to render the Digital Playground girls as stunning, sexy caricatures. We've gotten a sneak peek at what Stoya looks like—and we can't wait to see Jesse, Riley, Katsuni, Janie, Raven, McKenzie, and Gabriella in all their illustrated glory.

· 2010 Digital Playground Calendar (digitalplayground.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Sammy Braddy Wishes You A Boobtacular 2010 [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Wait, it's halfway through November, and we still haven't seen a preview of Sammy Braddy's 2010 calendar? This must be remedied. Immediately, even.

· Sammy Braddy 2010 Calendar (nsfwpoa.com)

Looking For The Perfect (Calendar To) Beat(-Off To) [Calendars]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

You know you've been fondling the Casios too hard when they start to return the favor.

Face it, audiophiles, everyone has trouble in the studio sometimes. That's where AudioPorn Central steps in. If Dorothy Black's soul sonic force doesn't help you, nothing will.

· The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

Due Altri Calendari Per 2010! [Calendars]

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

You might be tired of seeing calendars, but these are different! They're Italian.

We realize you have quite a few choices when it comes to calendars. It's important to make the right choice when it comes to whose boobs you'll use to count the days. Our good friends at Area Ticino always seem to supply the good stuff (not that we're playing favorites).

Rhian's Breasts Have September, April, June, And November [Calendars]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

All the rest have Rhian Sugden's gorgeous boobs, too! Save for October alone. Which has a bit of Rhian's bum.

Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
http://www.yuhmm.com/rhian-sugden-2010-calendar/

2010 Is Chock Full Of Babes With The Nuts Calendar [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Having a hard time picking just one Nuts babe to while away 2010 with? The Nuts calendar doesn't make you play favorites—you can have all the babes, all the time. If only real life were this simple.

Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
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My Zombie Pinup: These Girls Aren't Decaying, They're Improving [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

If the success of "Zombieland" is any indication, zombies are starting to displace vampires as the supernatural monster of choice. 2010 could just be the year of the zombie—so kick it off your very own zombie pinup calendar.

Celebrating the beauties who love to eat brains, My Zombie Pinup is equal parts sexy and scary (okay, maybe it's more scary). With beautiful babes doused in blood (and more than few oozing sores), it's not for the weak of heart (or stomach)—but if you're of the mind that decay just brings out a girl's inner beauty, well, have we got the calendar for you.

My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)
My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)
My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)
My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)