Fleshbot: Calendars

Eva Wyrwal: Blond And Busty All Through 2010

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

How did we make it all the way to December 22 before getting a glimpse at Eva Wyrwal's 2010 calendar? We may never know: but as long as we can ogle Eva's glorious curves in calendar form...who really cares?

· Eva Wyrwal 2010 Topless Calendar (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Show Your International Spirit With Playboy Venezuela's Calendario 2010

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

Cold weather got you down? The December Solstice may be freezing in this hemisphere, but it's the longest, hottest day of the year in Venezuela, and these babes are showing it.

· Playboy Venezuela's 2010 calendar (nsfwpoa.com)

A Free, Foxy Calendar From Private.com

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

Despite our best efforts, there may be some of you who haven't purchased a calendar with naked ladies for 2010. Well, now you can just download one. Basically, we're saying the procrastinators win.

Perhaps having a calendar in PDF form isn't really convenient, since you have to then print out the individual pages—on high quality printing paper, no less—and tack them to your wall. And it'd be silly to just leave it on your computer: they also serve as calendars. Maybe we should put it this way: here's a free PDF of Black Angelika, Aletta Ocean, Angel Dark, Sasha Grey, Tori Black, and other glamorous females alongside the various months of the year.

· Private Offers 2010 Calendar for Download (business.avn.com)
· Download the free calendar at Private a fucking christmas dinner! (private.com)

NoFauxxx Queers The New Year With A Sexy Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Is there a better way to celebrate the rise of queer porn than with a calendar featuring your favoritest queer pornstars? While you're pondering that question, go pick up a copy of NoFauxxx's 2010 calendar? You'll need it for research.

With stars like Lorelei Lee, Carson, April Flores, Jiz Lee, Dallas Fivestar, Billy Castro, Tina Horn, Akira, and James Darling (and photos by Courtney Trouble), the calendar's a must have for anyone in love with the SF porn scene (and who's not already drowning in sexy 2010 calendars).

· Buy NoFauxxx 2010 Calendar (cafepress.com, more pix)

Thought We Were Done With Calendars?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Nope. Not when Front Magazine has a preview of their 2010 calendar. It doesn't matter how small your room is, there is always more wall space for naked ladies who tell you the date.

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

Tis The Season: Your Sexy Holiday Shopping Guide

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:00:00 EST

Now that the turkey's been polished off and the table cleared, it's time to turn our thoughts to what really matters: Black Friday, and the start of the holiday shopping season.

Some of you may have already been to Wal-Mart and back to stock up on Black Friday specials...but if you're anything like us, Wal-Mart doesn't stock what you really want. Looking to ensure a little kissing (and then some) under the mistletoe this holiday season? Read on for a few sexy gift ideas.

Sexy present: Luna (lunascam.com)

For the porn enthusiast: Sure, you could give someone a porno—but why not give a porno that's special? "Cummin' At You 3D" isn't just any porno: it's a 3D interactive adventure that offers 50,000 possible adventures. And, as an added bonus, it's also got Sindee Jennings squirting...in 3D.

For the onanist: Tired of the sound of one hand fapping? The Real Touch goes one step further than the Fleshlight, offering a masturbation sleeve that fucks you back. Integrated with POV porn to create the realest fantasy money can buy (well, short of hiring an escort, anyway), the Real Touch is sure to please even the chronicest of (male) masturbators.

For the onanista: Masturbation's not just a male game—but what to get the lady who's taken a few trips round the toy box? For a revamped rabbit, try JimmyJane's Form 2—or, for a sensual massage, you can't go wrong with Contour Q. And for the lady who likes a good tongue lashing, well, the ten tongues of the Sqweel are pretty hard to top.

For the calendar lover: Tis the season to stock up on sexy calendars—but with so many on the shelves, how to pick just one? We're personally smitten with Digital Playground's illustrated Contract Star Calendar, featuring fourteen months of hand drawn sexy goodness. (We've got a preview of illustrated Katsuni at left; Stoya, Riley Steele, and Gabriella Fox all look lovely as well.)

Of course, if you prefer a calendar that's more flesh and blood than illustrated girl, there's always the 2010 Sex Blogger Calendar. All proceeds go to benefit Sex Work Awareness—so it's a gift that keeps on giving (and to sex workers, at that!).

For the stylist genital enthusiast: If you're reading Fleshbot, there's a pretty good chance you love pussy, or dick, or both. So why not show the world where your heart lies? Agent Provocateur's Sharon cardigan is festively bedecked with phalluses; the customizable Vulva Portrait Pendant lets you show your love for your very favoritest pussy of all. [Via nymag.com]

2010: The Year We Make Contact With Lucia Kralickova

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Yes, this is the first we're hearing of this Lucia Kralickova person—but does that really mean it's too soon to commit the pages of our 2010 calendar to her, and her alone?

Of course not, silly. Just look! We have so much in common! We both like drinking alcohol, and wearing overalls, and hats, and cooking naked...why, it's like we've found our soulmate. Now if only we knew how to obtain her calendar...

· Lucia Kralickova's 2010 Calendar (nsfwpoa.com)

Hot Toons Continue: Gabriella Fox In Digital Playground's 2010 Calendar

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

The more of these we see, the more we validate our unhealthy obsession with Jessica Rabbit.

Compared to the other two, this one may seem a little more simple to cartoonify, but you have to admire that glistening skin. That's damn good attention to detail. And it really makes us wonder what some key figures from the "Big Wet Asses" series would look like illustrated.

· 2010 Digital Playground Calendar (digitalplayground.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Sneak Peek Part Two: Riley Steele In Digital Playground's 2010 Calendar

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

Our homies over at Digital Playground have bestowed another page from their 2010 calendar upon us. This time, we have Riley Steele in a winter wonderland. (If only War Machine were here to keep her warm...)

Whether or not you're into animated babes, you can't deny how clever this idea is. Riley and Stoya's caricatures look just like the real girls, but will the others? Well, we can't make any promises, but if you read Fleshbot tomorrow, you maybe will get to see another page of the calendar.

· 2010 Digital Playground Calendar (digitalplayground.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

2010 Pirelli Calendar (And A Whole Slew Of Hot Models) Unveiled

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Over the summer, Vanity Fair took a peek behind the scenes of the 2010 Pirelli calendar. Now that 2010 is almost here, The Sun has a look at the actual pages of the calendar—and the half-naked models within.

Most of the photos are of the generic topless girl variety—but we're glad to see that at least Daisy Lowe and Catherine McNeil seem to have remembered the real reason why we're all here: to sell some tires!

· Topless models are hot dates (thesun.co.uk)

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Previously: Behind The Scenes At The Pirelli Calendar Shoot: Beauty, Nudity, Celebrity

Spend 2010 With Kitty Lea (And Her Boobs)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Thirty days have September, April, June, and November...but as long as all twelve months of the year are accompanied by Kitty Lea in a state of undress, we should be totally set for all of 2010.

· Kitty Lea's Topless 2010 Calendar (nsfwpoa.com)

Exclusive Sneak Peek: Stoya In Digital Playground's 2010 Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Sure, everyone and their mother is putting out a sexy 2010 calendar. So what makes Digital Playground's different? Well, for one, it's one of the few that we actually want to buy.

Instead of simply reusing stills from their movies, Digital Playground went the distance and hired artist Amy Matthews to render the Digital Playground girls as stunning, sexy caricatures. We've gotten a sneak peek at what Stoya looks like—and we can't wait to see Jesse, Riley, Katsuni, Janie, Raven, McKenzie, and Gabriella in all their illustrated glory.

· 2010 Digital Playground Calendar (digitalplayground.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Sammy Braddy Wishes You A Boobtacular 2010

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Wait, it's halfway through November, and we still haven't seen a preview of Sammy Braddy's 2010 calendar? This must be remedied. Immediately, even.

· Sammy Braddy 2010 Calendar (nsfwpoa.com)

Looking For The Perfect (Calendar To) Beat(-Off To)

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

You know you've been fondling the Casios too hard when they start to return the favor.

Face it, audiophiles, everyone has trouble in the studio sometimes. That's where AudioPorn Central steps in. If Dorothy Black's soul sonic force doesn't help you, nothing will.

· The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

The Ultimate Gear Porn - 2010 Calendar (audioporncentral.com)

Due Altri Calendari Per 2010!

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

You might be tired of seeing calendars, but these are different! They're Italian.

We realize you have quite a few choices when it comes to calendars. It's important to make the right choice when it comes to whose boobs you'll use to count the days. Our good friends at Area Ticino always seem to supply the good stuff (not that we're playing favorites).

Rhian's Breasts Have September, April, June, And November

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

All the rest have Rhian Sugden's gorgeous boobs, too! Save for October alone. Which has a bit of Rhian's bum.

Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
Rhian Sugden 2010 Calendar (yuhmm.com)
http://www.yuhmm.com/rhian-sugden-2010-calendar/

2010 Is Chock Full Of Babes With The Nuts Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Having a hard time picking just one Nuts babe to while away 2010 with? The Nuts calendar doesn't make you play favorites—you can have all the babes, all the time. If only real life were this simple.

Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
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My Zombie Pinup: These Girls Aren't Decaying, They're Improving

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

If the success of "Zombieland" is any indication, zombies are starting to displace vampires as the supernatural monster of choice. 2010 could just be the year of the zombie—so kick it off your very own zombie pinup calendar.

Celebrating the beauties who love to eat brains, My Zombie Pinup is equal parts sexy and scary (okay, maybe it's more scary). With beautiful babes doused in blood (and more than few oozing sores), it's not for the weak of heart (or stomach)—but if you're of the mind that decay just brings out a girl's inner beauty, well, have we got the calendar for you.

My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)
My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)
My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)
My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)

Ellen Stagg And Mishka Make 2010 A Whole Lot Sexier

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

How much do we love Ellen Stagg's photos? Enough that we've seriously considered papering our walls in them. But since our landlord probably wouldn't like that, we're going to sell for buying a copy of the 2010 Mishka calendar.

(Need more convincing? The calendar features Zoli, Asa Akira, Steam, Jeanette Jones, Ryan Keely, Jelena Jensen, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Joanna Angel, Nicole, Jessie Lee, Shay Laren, and Charlotte Stokely. We thought that might persuade you.)

And if you happen to be in Brooklyn on October 22, there's going to be a release party at the Mishka store (350 Broadway—that's in Brooklyn, not Manhattan). We hear Ellen will be showing off some outtakes and unused shots from the calendar...and a few models will even be on hand to sign calendars!

Cover girl Joanna Angel
Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)
Heather Vandeven
Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)
Steam
Mishka NYC (mishkanyc.com)

Vikki Blows Into 2010 With Two Sexy Calendars

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Love Vikki Blows? Need a 2010 calendar? Are you in luck! The brunette bombshell is featured in not one, but two sexy calendars: in addition to her own official calendar, she's also got a second calendar out via Tattoo Energy.

Above, some sample images from the calendars. At left, Tattoo Energy's April; at right, the Official Vikki Blows June. Both calendars are pretty hot, though the official Vikki calendar is nakeder (and very heavy on the blacks and whites). Can't decide which one you like the best? We suggest getting both—surely your house has more than one room (or if you live in Manhattan, more than one wall...).

· Vikki Blows – 2010 Tattoo Energy Calendar (ns4w.org)
· Vikki Blows Official 2010 Calendar (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)

We'll Spend 2010 With Lindsey

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

With so many wonderful, babetastic calendars hoping to help us get through 2010, it's a little hard to decide exactly which calendar is the right one for us. And with the unveiling the Lindsey Strutt calendar...that decision is even harder.

Yes, we've seen many wonderful calendars, with many wonderful attributes..but this one has Lindsey Strutt. Naked. On the other hand...uh, can we finish this discussion later, actually? We've kinda forgot what exactly we were talking about...and we don't think we'll be remembering any time soon.

· Lindsey Strutt 2010 Calendar (more @ dailypoa.com)

Behind The Scenes At The 2010 Nerdcore Calendar Shoot

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Last week we gave you a sneak peek at the upcoming (and totally hot) Nerdcore Horror calendar—now the Nerdcore chaps have given us a chance to see what goes on behind the scenes at their shoots.

Apparently, apparently, it's a lot of girls, standing around, naked. Which is kind of what we expected...but still, very nice to see with our own eyes.

Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)
Totally Nerdcore (totallynerdcore.com)

Girls Gone Horror: The Nerdcore 2010 Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

It seems like only yesterday that we were previewing shots from the 2009 Nerdcore calendar—yet here we are again, with sneak peek shots from 2010's horror-themed edition. Oh, how time flies.

As per usual, the 2010 Nerdcore calendar looks like a scorcher, with Jana Jordan, Justine Joli, Mosh, and Bobbi Starr paying tribute to horror classics ("Carrie," "Psycho," and "Bride of Frankenstein," just to name a few). Take a peek through our preview gallery...and then rush off to preorder a copy ASAP. If you ask us, the only thing scary about this calendar is the thought of not having a copy.

Jana Jordan
Nerdcore 2010: Horror (totallynerdcore.com)
Mosh
Nerdcore 2010: Horror (totallynerdcore.com)
Justine Joli
Nerdcore 2010: Horror (totallynerdcore.com)
Bobbi Starr
Nerdcore 2010: Horror (totallynerdcore.com)
Justine Joli
Nerdcore 2010: Horror (totallynerdcore.com)

We'll Spend 2010 With The Penthouse Pinups

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Sure, you could while away the days of 2010 staring at cute pictures of cats or building your vocabulary with some word-a-day calendar—but we'd rather spend it with the Penthouse pinups. Especially since they're these Penthouse pinups.

Audrey Bitoni
Penthouse 2010 Pin-Up Wall Calendar (amazon.com)
Ava Rose
Penthouse 2010 Pin-Up Wall Calendar (amazon.com)
Brea Bennet
Penthouse 2010 Pin-Up Wall Calendar (amazon.com)
Bree Olson
Penthouse 2010 Pin-Up Wall Calendar (amazon.com)
Hannah Hilton
Penthouse 2010 Pin-Up Wall Calendar (amazon.com)
Krista Ayne
Penthouse 2010 Pin-Up Wall Calendar (amazon.com)

2010: The Year We Make Contact (With Rosie Jones's Topless Calendar)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:30:01 EDT

If 2010 arrives, and we somehow don't have a topless Rosie Jones calendar upon our wall, is the year actually worth living through? From the looks of these preview pictures, we'd have to say the answer's "Absolutely not."

Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)

Lovely In Latex: KinkyStyle's 2010 Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Do ordinary topless calendars leave you wanting? Do you find yourself yearning for something with a little more attitude? Patrick Ceuppens's KinkyStyle calendar may be just what the doctor ordered—take a gander at our sneak peek, below.

Buy the KinkyStyle 2010 Calendar (kinkystyle.net)
Buy the KinkyStyle 2010 Calendar (kinkystyle.net)
Buy the KinkyStyle 2010 Calendar (kinkystyle.net)
Buy the KinkyStyle 2010 Calendar (kinkystyle.net)
Buy the KinkyStyle 2010 Calendar (kinkystyle.net)
Buy the KinkyStyle 2010 Calendar (kinkystyle.net)

The Babes Are Back: Nuts's 2010 Sexy Calendar Preview

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

August may seem a wee bit too early to start thinking about calendars for 2010. But think of it this way: is it ever too early to be thinking about Lucy Pinder topless?

2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)
2010 Calendar Preview (dailypoa.com)

Pooja Missra Brings The Sexy Back To India...In Calendar Form

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

India may have lost its only pornstar, but at least Pooja Misrra worked hard to give the country a sexy calendar. Hey, you win some, you lose some, right? (indiepepal.com, more photos here)

A Peek Inside Cristina Del Basso's 2010 Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We had a hunch that Cristina Del Basso's 2010 calendar was going to be a worthwhile investment. Looks like our hunch was right.

Cristina Del Basso (more @ nsfwpoa.com)
Cristina Del Basso (more @ nsfwpoa.com)
Cristina Del Basso (more @ nsfwpoa.com)
Cristina Del Basso (more @ nsfwpoa.com)
Cristina Del Basso (more @ nsfwpoa.com)
Cristina Del Basso (more @ nsfwpoa.com)

Cristina Del Basso Achieves True Babe Greatness

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Cristina Del Basso got her start as a contestant on Italian Big Brother, then (naturally) segued into shooting naughty videos. Now she's the star of her very own topless 2010 calendar. Ah, the circle of ~~life~~ hot babes.

· Cristina Del Basso 2010 Calendar Shoot (boobieblog.com)

Lucy Pinder And Gemma Atkinson Wish You A Very Sexy 2010

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Sure, it's only July—but why should that stop you from getting a jump on next year? True, it's a little early to start scheduling dinner dates; but it's just the time to pick out next year's topless calendar.

In what is doubtless just the initial trickle in an all out flood of sexy calendars, we've received a sneak peek of both Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson's calendars. True to form, Lucy bares some while Gemma keeps it (mostly) under wraps...but both have got us thinking that 2010 can't come soon enough.

Is it August yet?

· Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson (more @ boobieblog.com)

Keeley Hazell's 2010 Calendar Confirms Our Suspicions

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:30:01 EDT

We've suspected for a while now that our dear Keeley Hazell might have—gasp!—given up the naked girl gig, and moved into what's known as "non-naked modeling." And the preview for her 2010 calendar seems to offer confirmation.

Yes, fair Keeley—once known predominantly for her expansive, and usually uncovered, bosom—seems to be dedicated to exposing nothing more than a little underboob, with this photo (and one of her covered in bubbles) coming closest to anything approaching nudity.

Oh Keeley, where did we go wrong?

· Preview of Keeley Hazell's 2010 Calendar
(boobieblog.com)

The 2010 Sex Bloggers Calendar: Sneak Peek!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Last year, we oohed and ahhed over the first ever sex blogger calendar. And now it's time for the second edition—and we've got a sneak peek!

Sales of the calendar benefit the very worthy Sex Work Awareness. Interested in supporting the calendar? Interested in buying a calendar? Info is available online.

Photo by JM Darling
Model: Lucy Vonne (sexyblogtime.com)
Sex Blogger Calendar (sexbloggercalendar.com)
Photo by JM Darling
Model: Lucy Vonne (sexyblogtime.com)
Sex Blogger Calendar (sexbloggercalendar.com)
Photo by JM Darling
Model: Lucy Vonne (sexyblogtime.com)
Sex Blogger Calendar (sexbloggercalendar.com)

Behind The Scenes At The Pirelli Calendar Shoot: Beauty, Nudity, Celebrity

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Long time readers of the 'bot are, no doubt, familiar with the Pirelli calendar—that bit of tire shilling goodness that manages to get famous women from all around the world to take off their tops.

This year's edition—which was recently featured in Vanity Fair, in a behind the scenes look at the action—happens to feature Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, and Georgina Stojilkovic. So much hotness, all in one place? Be still our hearts (and, ahem, parts).

Argentina Continues To Roll Out The Babes—This Time In Calendar Form

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Not quite sure why you should care about a calendar of scantily clad Argentinian babes? Clearly, you just haven't been paying attention.

· 2009 Paparazzi Magazine Calendar (dailypoa.com)

Great British Boobs: The Best Way To Celebrate 2009

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:00:00 EST

Are you (somehow) a month into 2009 and still without a topless calendar to call your own? Allow us to present the Great British Boobs Calendar. Cause it doesn't get any better than this. (dailypoa.com)

Finally, A Chance To See Kitty Lea Topless... And In Calendar Form

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:30:00 EST

Last summer, we saw our first teaser shot from Kitty Lea's 2009 calendar; now, nearly a month into 2009, we've finally seen the rest of it. It was worth the wait.

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· Kitty Lea 2009 Topless Calendar (dailypoa.com)

Maxim Unveils Belated Babe Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

On the one hand, January 2 is a little late to be promoting a sexy 2009 calendar. On the other hand, it's never too late to ogle pictures of sexy babes.

Maxim, we forgive you for the tardy entry into the calendar pool. Just get us the photos a little earlier next year, okay?

. . .

· Maxim UK 2009 Calendar - Maxim’s New British Babes (dailypoa.com)

It's Not 2009 Without Rosie Jones's Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

How could we let topless calendar season pass without a nod to Rosie Jones? New to the scene, Rosie's only recently come to our attention—but we're sure she won't be leaving the spotlight anytime soon.

And sure, her calendar may have all the functionality of, well, a line of numbers and letters with no place to write important reminders (like "Dental Appointment" or "Fleshbot's Birthday!")—but somehow, Rosie just has a way of making us forget about all those things.

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· Rosie Jones 2009 Topless Calendar (dailypoa.com)

Jennifer Aniston Gets (Us) All Wet

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:00:00 EST

We're not normally ones to get excited about shots where you can supposedly see a girl's boobs through her shirt (sorry, "pokies" are not the same thing as actual nipples), but we'll make an exception for this wet t-shirt shot from Jennifer Aniston's 2009 calendar. Because, um, it's Jennifer Aniston. And you can totally see her boobs!

· Jennifer Aniston shows her wet T-shirt boobs in new 2009 calendar (metro.co.uk)