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You won't find the usual assortment of soapy spong-wielding babes in tight wet t-shirts in the curiously named Christ Car Wash 2007 Calendar posted by our pals at Noticiasdot.com this week, although there are plenty of pert nipples on display; instead the photos are rather more what a fashion magazine art director might think of when juxtaposing gorgeous naked models with various automobile parts, all pouty lips and curvy tailpipes and haute couture swimwear that reveals more than it conceals. (Needless to say, you won't find any pictures of Jesus in the selection either. But you probably figured that out already.)

· Christ Car Wash Calendar 2007 (noticiasdot.com - also spotted @ sexblo.gs)

Previously: Smut and Hotel Rooms 2007 Calendar, 2007 Calendar Watch: Maria Sharapova, 2007 Calendar Watch Roundup, Cherie Roberts/Nerdcore 2007 Calendar, 2007 Calendar Watch: Keeley!