Fetish Muse: KumiMonster Gets (Even More) Personal

We've had a serious crush on fetish pinup goddess KumiMonster for years now, and have been known to spontaneously erupt into giddy squeals of lustful glee whenever we stumble across her bald and/or bewigged deliciousness during our online travels. (Seriously—just ask our interns.) There's just something about her that makes us turn into horny human accordions. Fortunately, now we can squeak all we want at Kumi's slick new FetishMuse site, which in addition to its paid membership content also includes plenty of tasty free niblets as well as her blog, where Kumi shares what it's like being a, yes, international Fetish Muse. We're totally going to have to spring for new sets of earplugs for the interns if we expect them to get any work done around here. More »

Whore Doors and Dirty Birdies: The Art of Ken Keirns

Painter, illustrator and sculptor Ken Keirns has a bio that's as good as they get, including such nuggets as "He has always wanted to be an artist, except for that short-lived stunt man period when he was nine." We're glad that he ended up being what he (mostly) wanted to be when he grew up, since we're already big fans of the whimsy, attitude, and general boobfulness of his work. Check out his "Whore Doors" full-size portraits of sex workers painted on (surprise!) actual doors; his "art toys", where vintage Fisher Price doodads are turned into porno playthings; and all those paintings of the muse who pops up again and again throughout his portfolio, whose very nice rack is worth a visit in its own right. More »