The tour—which began last month in Milan—will be making its way through cities across Europe and North America from now til November; what's more, Sabrina's parties are free and open to the (pre-screened) public. Want to be a part of the action? You'll have to fill out an application online (proving that you're of legal age, aware of what bukkake is, and really, truly into the idea of a bukkake party), and—once your application is accepted—provide proof that you're disease free. But after surpassing those minor hurdles, you—yes, you—could come on Sabrina.

And isn't that what we all want out of life?

· World Bukkake Tour (worldbukkaketour.com)
· Sabrina Deep (deepsabrina.com)

We're assuming that this law only effects non-consensual semen-dousing, and not, say, consensual bukkake scenes. For as our dear friend Clayton Cubitt has said, "If we outlaw bukkake, only outlaws will bukkake."

· House passes bill too gross to talk about (oregonlive.com, via The Reverse Cowgirl)
· Thumbnail star: Cum covered Aurora Jolie (premiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

Despite its quasi-religious marketing concept, "Praise The Load 2" doesn't adhere to any particular dogma aside from the one which dictates that every money shot in a porn flick needs must end up deposited in the mouth of a willing supplicant. Which is something even dedicated heathens like us can take on faith.

"Praise The Load 2" hits the shelves this week.

• "Praise The Load 2" (more pics + DVD info @ julesjordanvideo.com)

In such a climate was born Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed" series for Jules Jordan Video, and it quickly became one of the go-to titles for facial fans. In this, the ninth installment, the resolute Tatiana Kush, Velicity Von, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, and Allie Foster get covered in goo so often and with such enthusiasm that you'd think that Nickelodeon was somehow involved in its production.

• "No Cum Dodging Allowed 9" (julesjordanvideo.com)

You won't see that on TV, but you will see it online: it's all a part of "The Fold," a sci-fi sex comedy launching online on August 4. Featuring some of our favorite New York performers (including Porno Jim and Julie Atlas Muz), and enough plot twists to keep your head spinning for days, "The Fold" is a must-see for this season. Check out the clip above and be glad you don't have to subscribe to a premium programming package to enjoy all the fun.

· The Fold (thefold.tv)

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· Sticky Bukkake (megarotic.com)

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Out of 900 porn stars, the following numbers would do the things listed below:

Solo: 875

Girl/Girl: 804

Boy/Girl: 770

Boy/Boy/Girl: 571

Fetish: 569

Blowjob: 542

Softcore: 393

Interracial: 375

Boy/Girl/Girl: 358

Swallow: 318

Toys: 291

Anal: 242

Girl/Girl/Anal: 233

Bondage: 220

Handjob: 174

Double Penetration: 151

Creampie: 146

Orgy: 137

Gangbang: 125

Blowbang: 80

Squirting: 75

Smokes: 62

Foot Job: 55

ATM: 46

Bukkake: 36

Double Vaginal: 28

Boy/Boy/Girl/Anal: 12

Boy/Girl/Girl/Anal: 12

Acting: 11

Double Anal: 4

· Source: What Will Porn Actresses Do? (thedeets.com)
· Images via Ask Jolene

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· "Birthday bukkake party" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

· Cum Machine: Another Weird Japanese Invention

Previously: How To: Make Your Own Facials, Money Shot Megagallery, Hentai Cum Sculptures, Facial Forum, Cummin' At Ya, Federazione Italiana Gioco Bukkake, ArtiFacial, Fake Monica Bellucci Facial, Fake Celebrity Facials

· Really Public Bukkake (youporn.com)

Then again, if we thought it was that creepy, we probably wouldn't be so into the whole fake celebrity facial thing to begin with. So we might as well click on an ad banner or two when we visit his site so he can continue to provide such a valuable service (did we mention he takes commissions too?) After all, if that Vermeer guy could paint the chick with the pearl earring, what's wrong with making her a necklace to match?

· Amateur Shopped Facials Thread (forum.phun.org - thanks Sam!)
· Faux Amateurs: Making Sluts Sluttier (fauxamatuers.blogspot.com)

Previously: How To: Make Your Own Facials, Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring, Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, ArtiFacial

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· Vacuum fetish (YouTube, via gamersweb.it)

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· Bukkake Mess (eskimotube.com)

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Previously: Japanese Fetish Video Of The Week: "Crash By Venus 3"

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· A Truly Horrible Concoction of FPS and Erotic Game (Kotaku)

It may be a man's world, but it don't mean nothing without a Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Golden

It's remarkably difficult to piss on someone.

Ms. P wanted to try it. She was turned on by the thought of kneeling fully clothed in front of me, unbuttoning the front her her dress while I let go a steady stream over her tits and face.

This is what you get for talking dirty carelessly on the phone, fantasies that have to get put into practice next time you get together.

On the way over to her place I had a large coffee and thought about how hot the sex would be once she'd gotten thoroughly drenched. I was going to make her wait for anything more than a kiss until afterwards. My bladder was pretty empty when I arrived at her flat, so I had to think of something to do in the meantime.

P came to the door wearing jeans and a t-shirt. I looked her up and down.

"What's this shit?" I asked, unimpressed...

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Terms of Surrender

It has come to my attention that things have changed between us. The persona you have played exclusively in the bedroom for many months has spilled out onto the floors of the rest of your life. I can view this in the ways you are dressing yourself. It is clear in the images of women that draw your attention. Your posture even assumes a difference when i come into the room. Patterns of breathing i'd seen only in your throes of passion now appear as we walk together.

Because of this, i offer you the following terms...

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Stop

Within this room, the normal routine and rhythm of sleep and wakefullness have been discarded. For the whole of the previous day, and the afternoon of the day before that, we have fucked when awake, then slept, then awoken again to fuck (or whatever), without regard to the clock. That's why at this hour, with the rest of the hotel silent, and the sounds of night coming through the slightly open window, I am rolling her over and sliding down between her sleepily spreading thighs.

By now, I have experienced her peak of pleasure maybe a couple of dozen times.

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Friday Night
My hand is still sore.

At 10, I invited Ms. Holloway to chat. At 10:30, we started chatting. At 11, I told her that I was watching Planet Earth. And told her that she was to come over and watch it with me.
There were logistical issues - a cab ride for her - ice cubes to buy for me - and she was over by midnight. So much for going to sleep early.
A comfortable conversation filled with missing pieces and anecdotes about growing up and learning what each of us needed. A nice walk down memory lane for me, and some interesting data points for both of us.
And then a silence filled the room. A purposeful silence, it seemed. "I was wondering when you were going to tell me to do something or hurt me."

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Slum Goddess

My hands were on the arms of the chair. She sat upright and placed them on her breasts. It was my first such feel, and a braless one at that. She pushed back down and we resumed kissing, now with my hands squished against her softness. What seemed like a happy eternity later, she pulled up again and pulled her blouse off. This was my first in-person view of a woman's naked breasts, and I sat there dumbfounded. She smiled at the effect she had on me, then stood, unbuckled my belt and undid the buttons on my jeans. I lifted my butt and she pulled off my jeans and briefs. She motioned me to remove my t-shirt.
My poor dick ached from having strained against the clothing, but was now free and in open air for the first time with a woman.

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Anyone Want the Icing?

When I stepped into the room, I took a moment a drink in the dichotomous situation. To the right of this very large room was a well stocked wet-bar complete with built in refrigerator and wine-chiller (yes, both), along with heavy crystal glasses hanging upside down from the cabinetry. Inside the cabinets was more crystal, some china, and personal decorations. Then that wall continued with thick, grand floor-to-ceiling bookshelves. In the middle of the room, ornate cream-colored couches with dark wood trim and wide matching arm chairs were gathered in a U-shape, with an Oriental rug filling the space between. Tiffany-style standing lamps added ambiance to the overhead in-ceiling lighting. Beyond the open-end of the U was a wall of windows, hidden behind the thick red drapes that shielded the room from sun...or shielded prying eyes from the room. Just in front of the windows sat a large-screen TV. This was a room where a professional entertained.

Tonight, this was a room that served as center stage for a bukkake party.

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See also: Sugasm #92: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via cougargalleries.com (TGP/preview gallery via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

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· Black Pornstar Sierra Loves Herself (Shufuni)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We've always used our ignorance of the Japanese language as an excuse for being less knowledgeable about the breadth and depths of the Japanese online porn scene than we ought to be—but thanks to our esteem'd colleague Evil Sensei at SenseiSays, who provided a wealth of helpful information on having your own frenzied Asian masturbation fest a few weeks ago, we're fast on our way to becoming the experts in the topic we've always been destined to be. But why should we do all the work for you—or rather, why should be have all the fun finding this stuff ourselves? After the jump, Evil Sensei offers a comprehensive copy-and-paste guide to Japanese Porn Terms 101 and using search engines to find exactly the kind of material you're looking for—so from now on if you're bereft of all the hot XXX bukkake, nakadashi, or tekoki action you can handle, you'll have only yourself to blame.

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Evil Sensei's Guide to Japanese Porn
Part One: A Japanese Porn Term Primer
by Evil Sensei

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If you don't speak (or read) Japanese, then finding quality Japanese fap material can often be a chore. Sites like as javtalk.com and asianscreens.com will go a long way to giving you a taste of what's out there, but would-be connoisseurs will probably be left wondering—what else is there?

It's at this point you can do yourself a real favour by learning a little bit of the language, or at least learning to recognise some regularly occurring characters.

For the most part, you don't need to be able to read Japanese to understand what's going on with JAV DVD covers, but cut/pasting the terms below into your favourite search engine can turn up all sorts of things you might not otherwise have found.

Basically there are three character sets in Japanese: hiragana (the curved script), katakana (the more blocky script—generally used for 'foreign' words but also for unusual uses of Japanese) and kanji (based on the Chinese character set). AV often uses hiragana and katakana interchangeably just to add to the fun. Here are a few useful terms in both hiragana and katakana (and in some cases, kanji) that you can familiarize yourself with.

? ? ? ? - bukkake

? ? ?? - gokkun (swallowing)

- zamen (semen)

? - nakadashi (creampies)

- rezu (lesbian)
- superezu (sperm lesbians - you know, chicks who french-kiss and orally swap other people's bodily fluids)
? - peniban (short for penis band or strap-on)

? ? ? ? - manko (pussy)

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? chinko/chinpo (dick)
(Printed Japanese tends to shy away from printing terms for genitalia, especially 'manko', which is never uttered in polite company. You'll often find it printed with 'maru' (a circle) instead of the last character.

(As a somewhat irrelevant aside, there's an ascii art flash animation that's been around for a while now about squeezing one's chinko. Have a Japanese friend explain it to you.)

cosplay
? joseikousei; ? ? joshikousei = variations on 'schoolgirl'
- naasu (nurse)
OL - Office Lady
RQ - Race Queen
(There are many other variations on cosplay including anime characters, campaign girls, model look-alikes and so on)

- tamakeri (ball-kicking) ? ? ?

?? tekoki (handjobs) ?? ashikoki (footjobs)

- rori (loli = Lolita)
(roricon - Lolita complex)

? ? - shibari (bondage)

- reipu (rape)
? ? ? ? - chikan (molester - usually refers to guys who feel up girls on crowded trains)

? ? - omorashi (incontinence - usually public) ? ? ?

This list is by no means comprehensive, but for those of you who want to go beyond "find something that has eyes with a precanthal fold, proceed to wank", it should go a long way to getting you started. Put these into your search engine of choice. You can also try combinations. For example, see how you go with ' '. You can also try the Japanese variants of your search engine (a .co.jp extension should do the trick—e.g. Google.co.jp.)

The actual finding of quality Japanese spankworthiness is left as an exercise for the reader. Make sure you post whatever material you find in the comments below so we know how you're doing.

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Previously: How To: Have A Frenzied Asian Masturbation Fest (Starring Maria Ozawa!), The Japanese Model Project, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos: The Return!, Giant Japanese Boob Dolls, "Pink Box: Inside Japan's Sex Clubs", Top 25 Potential Japanese Girlfriends, Ultimate (?) Asian Hotties List, J-Addicted: Japanese Pinups, Asianmodelpalooza 2006, "That Lesbian JPop Clip": Gam, "Melodies", Meet Sai-Tai Tiger, More Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Overly Specific Japanese Fetish Videos, Japanese Armpit Fetish Videos, JanBoPai: Japan Body Painting Museum, Sexy Japanese Idols, Asia Diva

Part personal masturbation journal, part celebrity facial fetish resource, this curious blog ends up being ... well, we're not entirely sure exactly what it's supposed to be, especially since we don't know whether most of our avowedly heterosexualist male readers out there will enjoy seeing dozens of photos of semen-splattered photos of (usually) fully dressed female celebrities which also include a penis that isn't their own. Still, just about everyone will at least find something of interest in the oddly disjunctive biographical text that accompanies each money shot: did you know that in addition to providing someone somewhere with a source of wank fodder that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was the first female Saturday Night Live cast member to return to the show as host later on? News to us!

· Got Cum? (gotcum.blogspot.com - thanks Dan)
· Related: Toast Fetish (privatepornpictures.com)

Previously: Facial Forum, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Money Shot Megagallery, Rate My Cumshot, ArtiFacial, Fake Monica Bellucci Facial, Bukkake & Facial Bondage Videos, Fake Celebrity Facials

You know what we like best about this clip? It's not the trampoline (although that's a nice touch.) It's not the fact that it's bukkake, or even that it's lesbian bukkake. It's the fact that's it's American lesbian bukkake. See, we don't have anything against the rest of the world, but we like to think of ourselves as patriotic if nothing else, and we think things are a little more special when they're done the good old American way. And as far as we're concerned, there's nothing more American than girls squirting on each other (on trampolines.) Beat that, Japan!

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· American Lesbian Bukkake (PornoTube)
· See more: American Bukkake (paysite preview @ americanbukkake.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Thanks to our friends at Cliptip we're treated to this curious music video featuring a gaggle of lissome supermodel types indulging in a night vision pillow fight before things get really messy and some sort of unspecified white liquid starts dripping from the ceiling. No, we have no idea what it all means in relation to an otherwise undistinguished electronica track, nor why the whole bukkake-esque motif seems to be a mini-trend in music videos this year. But as far as we're concerned, every music video should feature lingerie-clad pillowfighting supermodels with white liquid splashing off their tongues. Hear that, Kelly Clarkson?

· PARA ONE: "Dudun-Dun" (cliptip.blogspot.com)

Previously: MSTRKRFT: "Easy Love", French Rap Porn Video: "Putes", Duran Duran: "The Chauffeur" (1982), Benny Benassi: "Who's Your Daddy?", "Satisfaction", Bikini Bandits/Eagles of Death Metal Video, Buckcherry: "Crazy Bitch"

For such a sweet looking gal, Britney sure gets up to some truly sticky situations online: for the last five years, she's explored her fascination with bukkake and cum eating fetish via her sites Chicktrainer and Cumtrainer, and now you have the opportunity to see what makes her tick via her new blog where you'll also be able to share your own tips and comments on all things oral ("Hey guys, if your babe doesn't like to swallow, try telling her to keep it in her mouth until you do the tongue tango and you'll swallow it.") (And no, swallowing one's own splooge doesn't make one gay. In case you were wondering.)

· Cum on Britney (cumonbritney.com)

Previously: Money Shot Megagallery, Eropon Bukkake Forever!, Hentai Cum Sculptures, Facial Forum

The latest offering from the good people at bulletinboardforum.com is a painstakingly collected photographic study of 450 amateur gals to find out their feelings about facials of the non-Clinique variety—and as you might imagine, the range of reactions varies greatly from surprise to disgust to utter exhilaration. You can analyze the glistening, creamy results here. They call it a megagallery; we call it science!
-A. Tolesco

· Amateur Cumshots (amateurs.bulletinboardforum.com)

Previously: Eropon Bukkake Forever!, Hentai Cum Sculptures, Facial Forum, Lisa Marie Megapost, CJ Gibson Mega Gallery, Sophie Moone Megagalleries, Mega Zdenka vs. the Bikini Girls

Good news for you faithful Fleshbot readers who've been waiting patiently for us to find more material featuring semen-covered anime figurines—i.e., all three of you: our friend Hal of Pingasm and Intro to Porn came across (no pun intended) a collection of short video clips showing these shall-we-say challenging pieces of interactive erotic art in the process of being created. Even if porn involving bukkake and miniature hentai figures doesn't do it for you, you have to admit that the combination of slow motion action and startling perspective is kind of interesting, in a dirty Godzilla movie sort of way. Or maybe not.

"Sci Fi Cumshot": 1 and 2 (videos @ lifestudent.com; look for more [turn off safe search filter] @ veoh.com)

Previously: Hentai Cum Sculptures, Upskirt Manga Figurines, AFV Figure, Nancy Farmer: Fetish Dollies, Fetish Sculptures by Colin Christian, My Little Phallus, Emily in Bondage, Reflect: Sexy Japanese Dolls, Scat Dolls, Eropon: Bondage Sculptures, Kasumi Gear

Despite whatever misconceptions you may have about what it's like to get paid to look at porn for a living, the sad truth is that our job here at Fleshbot can be a lonely and frustrating experience—especially when we think we're the only ones who share a particular sexual interest or fetish. Fortunately, just when we were starting to despair of ever finding others who truly understood our long-running fascination with fake celebrity facials, a like-minded reader sent us this link to a lively online forum containing dozens of examples of the genre ... and made as realize that we weren't so alone after all. (Not to worry, though, if you're not as captivated by Photoshopped shots of Hilary Duff with a face full of pearl cream as we are; backsurfing to the site's main page will let you start exploring a whole world full of real-life facial fun.)

Facial Forum: Celebrity Facials (facialforum.net - thanks SC)

Previously: BS Nudes, Federazione Italiana Gioco Bukkake, ArtiFacial, Fake Monica Bellucci Facial, Bukkake & Facial Bondage Videos, Fake Celebrity Facials

Ever since that "Call On Me" video came and (finally) went way back in '04 we've been looking for another equally droolworthy clip to satisfy our particular perverted musical tastes here at Fleshbot—and in the amusingly named MSTRKRFT's video for "Easy Love", we think we just might have found something to keep us occupied for the next two years. Things start out innocently enough, what with all those sweet-looking secretarial types sitting demurely on modernist furniture sipping their lunchtime smoothies, but things suddenly take a Jules Jordan-esque twist and ... well, you'll just have to see for yourself. Let the amateur remakes begin!

· MSTRKRFT (mstrkrft.com, via Cliptip)

Watch all the wet and messy hotness after the jump.

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MSTRKRFT: "Easy Love"

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Previously: Levy: "On The Dance Floor", Fiasco: "Those Feelings", Dean Walker: "Cliche", Kerowack, "White Dress", "Baby Mama Drama" Video, Suicide Girls + Eon McKai Music Video (Louis XIV), Armand Van Helden: "My My My", Accidental Bukkake Gallery, Messy Online, Wet Look Videos, Wet And Messy Videos

Photographer Aaron Hawks walks that fine line between "art" and "erotica", especially if you like a little bondage or bukkake mixed in with your art nudes. Sometimes dominant, sometimes submissive and always full of personality, the female subjects in these surreal genre and figure studies are never exactly vanilla objects of lust. Living in emerging porn center Emeryville, California, Aaron's work represents many of the trendy currents in the Bay Area creative consciousness. Check out his "People" galleries and you'll see what we mean.- J. West

Aaron Hawks Photography (aaronhawks.net, via Sexerati)

Previously: Photos by Pau Ros, Ben Marcato Photography, Geoffroy de Boismenu Photography, Immoral Drug, Underwater Perceptions, Beat A. Von Weissenfluh Photography