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    JudyPyrrha: I'd assume that the whole interracial thing clocks up less willing people because it's the same as normal sex, just with a different coloured person. ... more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Why, yes, I would like to show Sabby my Miltown Junk. more »
    FalconryoftheEroticVariety: "A person commits the crime of sexual abuse in the second degree [when that] if the person: ... (b) For the purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexu... more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Oregon GirlDone Bukkake 'round the worldBut I'll never again shoot on the faceOf an Oregon Girl more »
    pepelicious: So, if I witness someone committing this crime, and don't report it, am I guilty of accessory? more »
    bdve: Does the idea that a facial is now kind of technically sort of illegal make it hotter? Oh! Does it also count like, if you're pulling out and dribble ... more »
    AnielaNerpy: Unconstitutional under Lawrence v. Texas? more »
    cand86: Hmmm. Reminds me of Russell Brand and "Seagulling!". But seriously- when will our legislature stop making new, overly-specific laws in response to so... more »
    MrFuzzyPants: Strange, I'm all of a sudden hungry for a glazed bundt cake. more »
    Al aka El Negro Magnifico: I'd have to agree. Wow. more »
  • #bukkake

    Come On Sabrina: The World Bukkake Tour

    Sabrina Deep, the London-based porn performer who reclaimed 9/11 with a 77 man gangbang, is on her second World Bukkake Tour—pretty soon, she'll soon be coming to (and come on in) a city near you. More »
  • #wtf

    But What About The Facials?

    In a move that, well, we're mildly confused by, the Oregon House has passed a bill making it illegal to douse someone with semen, categorizing the act as a second degree sex abuse crime. More »
  • #bukkake

    The Perfect Crime?

    A Porn Valley bukkake production—which typically pays its 50-to-60 male performers in cash—got robbed at gunpoint while the cast was getting ready make its deposit. Talk about getting caught with your pants down! (xbiz.com)
  • #hardcore

    "Praise The Load" (And Pass The Paper Towels)

    Director Mike John reconvenes his, uh, seminary as he preaches his gospel of love and natural protein in the second installment of "Praise The Load" for Jules Jordan. And as if having a congregation of devout damsels like Rucca Page, Darryl Hanah, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Carolyn Reese, Allie Foster, and Adrianna Nicole kneeling to receive a special kind of baptism weren't enough, he also miraculously managed to avoid appending "The Second Cumming" to its title. (We almost used it in the title of this post, but in the end Kay Kyser won out, as he so often does.) More »
  • #hardcore

    "No Cum Dodging Allowed": They Are Not Afraid

    Believe it or not, gentle readers, there once was a time when ducking pop shots was the norm. Contract girls were thought to be almost too pretty for porn and only fucked for the money, not for the love of the game, and many of them didn’t want to mess up their fancy makeup with a healthy basting of baby batter at the end of a scene. Imagine what it was like to watch gals working their way to the money shot in a veritable frenzy ... and then miraculously dodging it Matrix bullet time-style at the last possible second! So fans of the facial had to look for ever more niche-oriented titles in order to satisfy their pornic desires, turning to Japanese bukkake imports where previously a simple old couples-friendly Vivid movie would have sufficed. More »
  • #tehinternets

    Enter "The Fold": Where All Your Topless Swedish Bukkake Hot Tub Fantasies Come True

    If there's one thing the internweb has given us aside from porn, it's entertainment that actually "goes there." After all, what TV show would feature story lines about a time traveling geek who woos (and wins over) a bare-breasted Joan d'Arc, a strange transmission from space that's inciting mass confusion (and mass orgasm), and a mysterious hot tub sex party that appears on the internet before it's even occurred? Oh, and let's not forget the psychic seductress who uses your kinks against you, the topless Swedish girls, and enough (simulated) cum shots to make even a bukkake queen blush! Try catching any of that on HBO. More »
  • #hardcore

    The Girl's Guide To Getting Sticky

    In their very thorough description of proper bukkake etiquette, the good folks over at The Naughty American forgot one very important detail: always make sure you have a comfortable place for the jizz recipient to sit—or even better, to lie down on. Performing a blowbang is hard work, and a girl needs to rest her feet (at least) while she's working downtown. If you don't have a couch or a bed on hand, call up IKEA and have them deliver something. Trust us, you'll be glad you did. More »
  • #advertising

    While we appreciate the great strides that condom advertising has made over the past several years, we have to say that the image of a pig splooging suntan lotion all over a woman's bikini-clad back isn't exactly making us rush out to stock up on Trojans anytime soon. It is, however, reminding us that we haven't been to nearly enough beach bukkake parties this summer as we usually go to, so maybe it's not a total wash. (copyranter.blogspot.com)
  • #hardcore

    What Will Porn Stars Do (And Not Do)?

    Those wacky porn stars... is there anything they won't do? Well yes, actually. Though some adult performers are up for anything, others shy away from things like double anal or even interracial scenes (to say nothing of the more hardcore dirtpipe milkshake). But of the many things that make up the standard porn arsenal, which acts are commonplace and which are, uh, harder to come by? Based on the listings on one adult talent agency's website, an enterprising blogger has done a bit of research ... and the answers may surprise you. Out of just over 900 porn stars, how many would participate in a solo shoot? Boy/girl? Double vaginal? Actual acting? Answers (with some helpful photo illustrations) after the jump. More »
  • #bukkake

    Coordinating a bukkake scene isn't easy: you try getting five hundred men together to jizz on a girl's face sometime and see how it goes. But with these new proposed bukkake regulations, anyone can put together a bukkake scene with no muss and no fuss! Well, almost no muss. (thenaughtyamerican.com; thumbnail via here)
  • #hardcore

    Flesh Flicks: Happy Happy Birthday Bukkake

    Have you had enough of this boring, black and white amateur stuff? How about watching something a little more cheerful and upbeat, like a birthday party? OK, so it's an extreme, 12-dick, gagging bukkake birthday party ... but at least they are all wearing festive hats! Oh, and kudos to the gentlemen for inventing an entirely new jingle to sing so that they could conveniently avoid royalty payments to those greedy killjoys who wrote the "Happy Birthday" song. Why should they have to get paid everytime a girl wants to celebrate her special day with an aggressive blowjob or twenty? More »
  • #video

    Come Machine Translator Needed: Mop Skills A Plus

    Please do pardon us if you've seen this one before, but the many-dicked bukkake machine and sloshy, sloppy muff-mashing Japanese beauty beneath the machine is like a bag of chips: you can't stop once you've started watching, and you have to share it with everyone just to be fair. Whether it's right or wrong. But in the world of DIY, fake bukkake, and the retroness of said memetastic spooge-fests, there is no right or wrong, there's just spurts and squeals and puddles of what looks like marshmallow fluff mixed with olive oil, and a girl who looks vaguely happy to be in the center of the whole bizarre and compelling sloppy sandwich. If anyone knows what she's squeaking, please do let us know in the comments, for as you all know, truth in porn and archival quality posts are what we strive for here, plus I'm just dying to know if it's actually a hair conditioner commercial in disguise. Apols for the pixelation in advance. More »
  • #video

    Public Bukkake Is Just Another Day In The Park

    Remember when bukkake was something sort of gross and shocking, and group sex featuring a crowd of guys and one patient (if somewhat bored) porn starlet was right there with Goatse.cx on the edge of edgy? You'd never know it from watching this gonzo clip which stars a blonde and smiling European chick enjoying a day in the park with a bunch of gentleman companions and answering to being called a "beeech" while seemingly convincing herself that semen is fantastic for her hair, skin and nails. Many of the hurried patrons seem to be giving off their sendoffs a bit too soon, but watching all those unexpected trajectories is at least half the reason why this video is more interesting than so many other bukkake clips we've seen. Even if it's not quite as shocking anymore. More »
  • #advertising

    Hey, Gwen Stefani. We know you're really into Japanese culture and everything, but you are using this ad to sell perfume, correct? Because if it's actually some kind of do-it-yourself home bukkake kit, we have no problem with that either. (Jezebel)
  • #cumshots

    Dysfunct's Fake Amateur Facials

    The newish cottage industry by the Phun.org forum member who goes by the handle Dysfunct presents us with a bit of a dilemma. Sure, we have no problem when people take it upon themselves to cover the faces of celebrities with dripping ropes of gonad goo via the magic of Photoshop—they are, after all, public figures, and Angelina Jolie's right to not have people virtually splooge on her pretty much stops as soon as she walks out of her house—but when the subjects of all those faux ejaculations are otherwise innocent and unsuspecting ex-girlfriends and amateur babes, things start to get a little creepy. More »
  • #video

    Japanese Fetish Video Of The Week: Suck It Up

    And while we're on the subject of Japanese perversity today, we're wondering if our image of the island nation will ever hold up under scrutiny if we ever manage to make it over there one day ourselves. (They do have islands, right?) For example, based on what we've learned from our internet research Japan's population is mostly barely-legal female sailing cadets and service robots who perform all manner of sexual services while working part-time in anime studios. Also, their entire economy appears to be game show based. But could these just be misconceptions that might lead to a serious cultural faux pas? Imagine if we forgot to vacuum pack our dates or didn't interrupt this news broadcast for an anchor bukkake? Incidentally, we may have just found the answer to Katie Couric's slumping ratings. Foreign cultures have so much to teach us. More »
  • #videogames

    Love Death 2: Japanese Video Games Get Messy

    Since video gamers never sleep (or hold down real jobs) our friends at Kotaku were still posting on Labor Day, while we, of course, were full of bourbon relaxing in the sun. So we nearly missed this once in a lifetime clip of erotic FPS—that's first-person, uh ... squirter—Love Death 2. The clip is helpfully translated by our Japanese correspondent, but it's actually quite clear what's going. Instead of mowing down zombies with a magnetic rail cannon, you shoot your always loaded love gun at an adorable anime character, until she gets frightened enough to run through a wall covered in sticky goo. Who knows how many points you get for that? But we assume this must be one of those choose your own adventure-style games where no matter what path you choose, you always come out a winner. More »
  • #sexblogs

    Sex Blog Roundup: It's Raining Men

    Sometimes it feels like the interweb is filled with nothing but girls. Sure, chicks are fun and all—what with their sugar, spice and everything nicely waxed, coiffed, and implanted (or not)—but every once in a while you gotta wonder where all the dudes are. We here at Fleshbot wish to reconcile this penile inequity, and so from pissing on partners to  bukkake parties to finding something creative to do with all those Chinese take-out chopsticks we present today's roundup of some of our favorite recent moments from the sex blog scene ...from a distinctly XY point of view. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Flesh Flicks: Bukkake Surprise Party

    The problem with being a porn actress like Sierra is that you never get a moment's peace. Even when she thinks she has a chance to masturbate alone in a locker room, it only takes a few minutes for about 150 guys to magically teleport in and take their pants off. Another quiet time ruined ... and then followed by 11 minutes of guys coming on her face. (Sorry if we ruined the ending for you Harry Potter fans—but surely you knew what was coming from the title?) More »