By Violet Blue, 3:00 PM on Wed Apr 18 2007, 3,278 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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We got ourselves all worked up and frothy over our Irish coffees this morning to see the eagerly-anticipated unveiling of sex vlogger boobage: after getting the 25 requested comments, sex culture commentary show 1 Track Mind promised viewers a topless episode, where sexy and stacked co-host Danielle Stewart was to let the girls out for some air during airtime. After a restless night dreaming of her creamy slopes, we tuned in to sit through Lou Santini's discomfort about male sexual attention, some dissing of the fucking machines we all know and love, occasional peeks at Stewart's pasty-covered peaks, and then the final letdown: the hosts explaining that YouTube and Blip.tv would kick them out forever if they actually did the deed and showed a ladynip (or two, as promised). Not that Stewart's lovely pasty-plastered pair are anything to sneeze at, but we were wondering that without the FCC monitoring vlogging (read: 1 Track Mind is free to show nudity on their own site) and with the bazillion explicit content rating safeguards in place on Blip, can't we have a jiggly little taste of what makes indymedia any different than basic cable? Well, we'll always have Naked News—and of course, our own porn blogging ladynips for comfort.-V. Blue

· 1 Track Mind: Episode 27 (1trackmind.com)
· It's Almost Titty-Time! (1trackmind.com/blog)

Previously: EnterCourse.tv: Porn News Vlog, Daily Tang: Porn News With Veronika Raquel, Prime Time Uncensored, News and Babes, Topless Sports News, (The Return Of!) Sexy Podcasts