It started out as a run-of-the-mill but no less compelling speed-blowjob video when Layla Rivera busted out the David Lynch.

"Check out these Eraserheads," she said. "They get bigger when you pull on them."

Rivera, 22, comes from Phoenix.

"What brings you out here?" she was asked.

"To blow people," she said. "I can spit and swallow at the same time."

Did she say, "Hit me, Jeffery"? No she did not. Did we want her to? Yes we did. Did we wish our name was Jeffery had she done so? Yes we did.

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