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Sometimes navigating into a smut site is like one of those choose-your-own-adventure games. When you pay a visit to Lord Morpheous, you're first warned that "this site does not contain any pornography" and then have to chose whether to believe that disclaimer and go elsewhere, or disregard and go ahead. Then, you have to choose whether you want to view his "saucy" or "vanilla" galleries (like that's even a question?) And then you have to pick one of those alluring hyperlinked names (that's Amanda to your left) and see where it takes you. Luckily, the adventure you should choose on Lord Morpheous' site is pretty obvious—and whatever name you pick, you'll be rewarded with cute girls tied up and showing off their assets. It may not fit his definition of "porn", but it still makes us tingly in all the right places.
- AR

· Lord Morpheous (lordmorpheous.com)

Previously: Valerie Place Photography, The Red Planet: Fetish Photography, David Lawrence: Shibari Art Photography, DeLano Bound, A Kinbaku Freak, Art Bondage, Kirinawa, French Shibari, Tied Up Fantasies, Shibaricon 2005, Rope Fashions, Rope Magic