Yes, it's true that these pictures were taken by (and contain a few of) my friends. But the minute I clicked to page six and hit bouncy bodypaint boobie paydirt, I felt the tingle of my higher calling, which requires me to point you to the gravity-defying parts of last weekend's Playboy Mansion partygoers, and the subsequent parade of Bunny nips, which I think by local custom in LA is similar to Disney's Parade of Lights, but without the furries. It's, like, totally the Parade of Headlights. V. Blue

Playboy Mansion: Karma Foundation Party (flickr.com)

Previously: Playmate World, "The Girls Next Door", "Playboy: The Mansion" Review, Divini Rae vs. Playboy, Playboy Models Can Write, Too