Before you hit the streets tonight trawling for witches' brew-enhanced anonymous costume sex, here’s a little inspiration for your trouser ghoul: two oldie-but-goodie videos featuring "Sesame Street"-meets-"Labyrinth" style monsters interacting with real live humans. First, a long-donged Tyrannosaurus Rex plows his prehistoric proboscis into a couple of homosapien hotties; for interspecies interlopation part two, a furry tree monster of unspeakable terror muff dives unto an innocent dame with the requisite rapaciousness. Be afraid. (Not overly afraid, but at least try to muster up some holiday spirit.)A. Tolesco

"Pornosaurus Rex" and "Tree Monster" (heaven666.org)

Previously: Burning Angel's "Re-Penetrator", Girls & Corpses, Erotic Horror, "Slaughter Disc", "Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre"