Fleshbot: Bikini

The Pornstar Pool Party Was Clothing-Optional, Duh

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

Now that Daylight Saving Time has darkened our lives, it's the perfect time to look back at an amazing pool party in sunny Florida. With naked babes. That we didn't go to.

The 17th Annual NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show was in town, so Alektra Blue, Alexis Ford, Christy Wild, Derrick Pierce, Evelyn Rose, Jessica Drake, Kayden Kross, Kaylani Lei, Kylie Ireland, Mariah Milano, Trina Michaels, and Zoe Britton were all there. And some of them judged a Bikini-less Bikini Contest! Best of all, there are pictures. Give yourself ten minutes, grab a Sex On The Beach, and pretend you were there (that's what we're doing).

· The Alektra Blue picture, plus many more at Porn star pool party at Caliente (creativeloafing.com)

Joanna Krupa Returns To Playboy

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

For some people, Dancing With The Stars isn't enough. After all, there's no greater dance than the Playboy cover hustle.

The last time Joanna Krupa graced the pages of Playboy was June 2005! That was a whole other government administration. Pope Benedict XVI was barely pope! It's about time Joanna got back on the nudity game. We can't wait to see what she has to offer this amazing new world we live in. While we wait for the December issue, let's enjoy some vintage Joanna Krupa.

Photos via FListed (flisted.com)

Jessica Jane Clement Is A Handful

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Hard as we've wished (and trust us, we've wished pretty hard), we've never had the good fortune to hold one of Jessica Jane Clement's massive mammaries in the palm of our hand. Not like this lucky fellow.

What's his secret, do you think? Money? Amazing good looks? A powerful aphrodisiac? Some sort of voodoo? Well, whatever it is, we're jealous. (And if anyone knows anything about voodoo and/or aphrodisiacs, please give us a call, would you?)

Jessica Jane Clement (taxidrivermovie.com)
Jessica Jane Clement (taxidrivermovie.com)

The Bigger The Hoop, The Bigger The Hula

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

When you think about it, there's no real reason why this should be hot. But damn, it is hot.

There's a good deal of symbolism involved in hula hooping: The hoop, a perfect circle, represents life. It is only kept in motion by the constant hip-rocking of a bikini-clad goddess. Should she stop, the hoop would fall, ending life as we know it.

As a tribute, COED Magazine presents ten videos of different girls performing the sacred art. Hula on, lifekeepers. Hula on.

Photo via Hot Legs and Feet (ddfcash.com)

The Bikini Beckons

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

We've got to admit, we're not used to watching girls put their clothing on. It's just not something that happens around us.

Nonetheless, the sight of bare boobs at the beach will warm your heart. Keep this for when winter comes, and you can even save money on your heating bills. For an extra special effect, try putting your ear up to a boob: you can hear the ocean!

· I Love Girls Putting on Bikini Tops at the Beach (boobieblog.com)

Abbey Clancy Gets Out Her Cans For Cans (Of Pepsi)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

WAG/model Abbey Clancy is putting her cans to good use (and one that's not just making us drool). She's gotten all dolled up an put the girls out there to shill for mansoda Pepsi Max.

Because if a half-naked, wet Abbey Clancy doesn't make you want to spend your shillings on a diet soda for men...we're not sure that anything ever will.

· Abbey Clancy Peels Off! (zootoday.com)

It's Always Summer For The Babes Of Britain

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The cold weather may be well on its way in, but the babes of ZOO are still finding sunny places to strip off (it's like the have a dowsing rod or something).

Now if only we could manage to find a place that's both sunny and full of naked ZOO models, well, we'd be all set to wait out the rest of the winter. Well, provided we also managed to secure a Wi-Fi connection. And a decent stockpile of gummy bears.

What? We really like gummy bears.

· Naked Beach Babes Bonanza! (zootoday.com)

Ashley Greene, Bikini Babe

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We've only known Ashley Greene for a very short while, but she's quickly become one of our favorite new celebrities. Only partially because she keeps posing for scantily clad pictures. Okay, mostly becuase of that. (egotastic.com)

Elisabetta Canalis: George Clooney's Good Luck Girl

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

How lucky is George Clooney? In addition to being rich, famous, attractive, and well-acquainted with the Liberator sex pillow, he also happens to date this woman, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. How does one man rack up so much good karma?

Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)
Elisabetta Canalis (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Monk's Sexy Monokini Stands No Chance Against The Waves

auryn — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Ah, bliss. After craving the opportunity to see Sophie Monk topless for so long, we now get to see her boobs twice in one day. If this isn't divine providence, we don't know what is.

If you haven't already gotten your fill of chance #1, here it is again. And again, and again, and again. (Because that's how many times we watched it.) There are even more photos—sexy bathing suit, boobs, and all—after the link. It must be our lucky day!

· Via Sophie Monk Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures (egotastic.com)

Hooters On Parade At The 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The Hooters formula is a tried and true success (who can say no to scantily clad women and fatty foods?)—but to be honest, we've always found the Hooters uniform to be a little, well, lacking.

Maybe it's those orange shorts, or the tan pantyhose, or that creepy owl—but anyway, what we're really trying to say here is that the Hooters Swimsuit Pageant is a vastly better way to experience the charms of your friendly neighborhood Hooters girl.

Perhaps the company will take note and consider a change in uniform? Bikinis might not be the most hygienic workplace attire...but we're sure the health inspector would be happy to turn a blind eye. Right?

· 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant (boobieblog.com)

Pornstars Now Available On Your iPhone (As Long As They Keep Their Clothes On)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

After countless rejections, Apple has finally allowed two pornstars to be represented in the iTunes app store. Both Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni have apps of their own (which—despite promises of frequent/intense sexual content or nudity—remain relatively tame).

At left, the most risque image in Sunny Leone's app. Hey, one step at a time, right? At least they're allowing pornstars into their gated castle. That's something right there. Well, at least until Apple goes all schizo and decides to reject the app after the fact.

· Apple Adds Porn Star's iPhone Apps

Olivia Wilde Peels Back The Layers

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:30:01 EDT

World's Hottest Woman Olivia Wilde is no stranger to nudity, but lately she's seemed more comfortable staying covered up. Hence the thrill at seeing her almost-but-not-quite-naked in these latest snaps from GQ. It's no "Alpha Dog"...but we'll take it.

· Olivia Wilde (egotastic.com)

Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer.

Yes, it's true, the video does feel like some 80's teensploitation pool flick (well, except for the lack of any nipple)—but come on, it's to raise awareness for breast cancer. And there are no nipples!

If the children of the world need to be protected from something this softcore, well, we don't want to see what they're like when they grow up.

· What is it about slow motion and breasts? (adrants.com)

Everything's Better With Babes (Including Classic Films)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Did Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit just have a little too much dog shit for your tastes? Try Hot Chicks In Black And White Flicks: a video series featuring girls in bikinis recreating the movie classics.

Above, a segment from the bikini babe version of "12 Angry Men." All that flesh really brings new life to the work, are we right?

· 12 Angry Men with HOT CHICKS (youtube.com)

Lindsay Lohan Savors The End Of Summer

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan—and there's a lot you could say, about all different aspects of her life—but the girl still looks damn good in a bikini.

What can we say? We have a weakness for girls with red hair and freckles all over. And, okay, maybe that Hustler movie did a little bit to re-spark our interest, too. We're kinda easy that way.

Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)

Geri Halliwell Loves Her New Bikini

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:30:01 EDT

How excited is Geri Halliwell about her new bikini? Judging by her nipples, just a tiny bit more excited than we are. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Geri Halliwell's Got A Brand New Bikini

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

After a harrowing search, Geri Halliwell has finally found a bikini that fits her properly. Okay, so there's a little bit of underboob, and maybe she has to adjust the top a little bit, but..well, who cares. She's still hot.

Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)

Barely Legal Watch: Emma Roberts

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Emma Roberts—Julia's niece—turned eighteen this past February. Which means it's completely non-creepy when we say that she'd be a perfect pick for a remake of "Pretty Woman." (Hey, if they can remake "Fame," they can remake "Pretty Woman.")

What do you say, Emma? A role like that could lead to great things for you...or at least, you know, great fantasies for us.

· Emma Roberts (egotastic.com)

Carmen Electra's Thought Provoking Bikini Pictures

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

If Carmen Electra goes on vacation, and the paparazzi don't snap copious photos of her in a bikini, did the vacation really happen? Thankfully, we don't have to worry our about that this time: Carmen's Grecian getaway was definitely documented.

Next week in Fleshbot Philosophy: when is an upskirt not an upskirt? And how can we prove that a porn is actually hot? The answers await you.

· Carmen Electra in a Bikini (boobieblog.com)

How To Get The Perfect Tan

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:45:00 EDT

Akira Lane (yuhmm.com)

Amber Rose, Swimwear Visionary

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:30:01 EDT

We knew Kanye West was a groundbreaking musician. Apparently, his girlfriend Amber Rose is a groundbreaking swimwear enthusiast. We're not sure what style that is she's wearing (it seems beyond a g-string, even)...but we definitely like it.

Amber Rose (egotastic.com)
Amber Rose (egotastic.com)
Amber Rose (egotastic.com)

The Magic Dissolving Bikini At Work

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:30:01 EDT

As a prank played on an unsuspecting girl, the much discussed "dissolving bikini" is cruel and abusive. As part of a video full of willing and eager bikini testers? It's pretty hot. Anyone up for a dissolving bikini beach party?

(Trailer above, link to full video below.)

· Oplosbare bikini's uncensored version (clint.be)

Pooja Missra Brings The Sexy Back To India...In Calendar Form

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

India may have lost its only pornstar, but at least Pooja Misrra worked hard to give the country a sexy calendar. Hey, you win some, you lose some, right? (indiepepal.com, more photos here)

Sophie Monk In A Bikini: One Of Life's Simple Pleasures

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Q: Will we ever get tired of seeing Sophie Monk in a bikini?

A: ...wait, that's a serious question? Uh, are you blind?

Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)
Sophie Monk (hollywoodtuna.com)

Heidi Montag's Bunny Moment

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Heidi Montag is on the cover of Playboy. To the best of our knowledge, she's not naked within it. And they wonder why the magazine isn't doing so well? (justjared.buzznet.com)

Kate Moss's Topless Voyage

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

We all know that Kate Moss likes to be topless—but did you also know that she enjoys hanging out with other topless women? On boats? It's totally true!

Just yesterday, the supermodel was spotted cruising around the French Riviera with a topless entourage in tow. Oh, to be a world famous supermodel...we can just imagine the hot and sexy entourage that we'd wrangle for ourselves (think Kate would be a part of it?).

Photo via The Sun (thesun.co.uk)
Photo via The Sun (thesun.co.uk)
Photo via The Sun (thesun.co.uk)
Photo via The Daily Mail (dailymail.co.uk)
Photo via The Daily Mail (dailymail.co.uk)

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bikini Tennis Champion

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Q: Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt playing tennis in a bikini?

A: Do you really need a reason for something this awesome? (egotastic.com)

Microkini-Beach: Bikinis You Can See Through

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:30:01 EDT

If you ask us, the problem with most bikinis is that they're just too darn big. Also, they leave way too much to the imagination. Thank heavens for Microkini-Beach: their microkinis are the kind of swimwear we like to see!

Er, well...see through, at least. Many thanks to the lovely Jelena Jensen for modeling this particular design—it really suits her, don't you think?

· Microkini-Beach (microkini-beach.com, via yuhmm.com)

Jennifer Lopez Showcases Her Assets

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Last week we asked you to weigh in on whether Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez had the better ass. You heard the arguments for both (back)sides—but now J. Lo would like to present her rebuttal. (taxidrivermovie.com)

The Ten Worthwhile Seconds From Tiffani Thiessen's "Comedy" Video

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Like many celebrities, Tiffani Thiessen has decided to make a "humorous" video for Will Ferrell's comedy website, Funny or Die. Unfortunately, Tiffani's video isn't exactly funny—but for the ten seconds of bikini-clad goodness, it is pretty hot.

Above, those ten seconds, along with a delightful slo-mo instant replay.

· Tiffani Thiessen is Busy (funnyordie.com)
· Tiffani Amber Thiessen for Funny or Die (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

AnnaLynne McCord Shows Us Her Bikini Body

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

The only thing better than AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini is AnnaLynne McCord out of a bikini (and if anyone finds pictures fitting that description, please let us know so we can schedule some time off). (egotastic.com)

The (Suicide)Girls Of Summer

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:30:01 EDT

And speaking of lovely ladies in bikinis: what with the Suicide Girls be wearing to the beach this summer? The answer may surprise you. (Or not, cause it's really just "hot bikinis.") (suicidegirls.com)

Rosario Dawson Catches Some Rays

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

The best part of looking at pictures of Rosario Dawson in a bikini is that she's barely wearing any clothes. The second best part? She's barely wearing any clothes. (Seriously, do you need more than that?)

Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)

Denise Richards Exposes Her Life (And Herself) On TV

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Shockingly, we somehow managed to remain oblivious of the fact that Denise Richards has her very own reality show—one that involves her and her friends getting topless on the beach. (well, at least in the uncensored international version).

We'd say something about how we were totally going to have to tivo this show from now on...but you know, if the good parts are cut out of the US version, we're just as content to sit back and wait for the boobs to leak online.

· Denise Richards in "It's Complicated" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Wild Women Fighting: Top Ten Bikini Wrestling Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Professional wrestling doesn't quite make our hot list, but hot girls wrestling in bikinis is a sport we'll eagerly watch. Especially when they're covered in honey, jello, or mud—hell, even without wrestling lubricant, these girls look good.

As our time-old lesbian obsession attests, everything's just better with a little girl-on-girl action. Doubly so when wrestling and/or jello is involved.

Peach Wrestling II: Bikinis Come Off (youtube.com)

Sexy Women Wrestling (youtube.com)

Hot Sexy xxx babes wrestling (youtube.com)

Amateur Female Jello Wrestling (youtube.com)

SEXY Women Wrestling in KY (youtube.com)

College Girls Mud Wrestling (youtube.com)

Messy Wrestling in Clear Gel (youtube.com)

Hot and Dirty Mud Wrestling (youtube.com)

Honey Wrestling (youtube.com)

Two Girls Wrestling in a Pool of KY (youtube.com)

*****

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Things Are Heating Up With Bianca Gascoigne

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Is it hot in here, or is it just Bianca Gascoigne? What's that? You say it's both? Oh, well, carry on then. (zootoday.com)

What's Your Secret, Demi Moore?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

We gotta hand it to Demi Moore: somehow, as the years roll by, we get older...but she stays the same age. Or at least manages to maintain the same peak physical condition—just as impressive, if you ask us.

· Demi Moore recreates her Charlie's Angels bikini scene six years on... and she's barely aged a day (dailymail.co.uk)

The Other Side Of Mena Suvari

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We've spent so much time being distracted by Mena Suvari's boobs that we plum forgot to see what she was packing round back. Ourl thanks to whoever got these shots: it's good to know that Mena is, indeed, well-rounded.

Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

Denise Richards Knows How To Rock A Bikini

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Just in case you needed another reason to be excited about summer, here's a picture of Denise Richards in a bikini. And not just that: Denise Richards in a bikini...with a camel toe. God bless this wonderful season! (taxidrivermovie.com)