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· Two reasons why we really need to start getting up before noon: "Today" viewers recently woke up to an eyeful for Elizabeth Hurley's early risers. It sure beats a boring old cup of coffee. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· Meanwhile, Jessy Delfino's "My Pussy Is Magic" video that we posted about earlier this week has been ganked by YouTube. We guess their new Google overlords are threatened by the power of mystical vaginas. (jessydelfino.blogspot.com)

· Get a good look at the hottest-looking Norwegian bloggers. Forget Norway, we can't believe there are bloggers this hot anywhere in the world. (peterandrej.com)

· A head injury may be to blame for that Ohio's prosecutor's habit of late-night office nudity. Unfortunately, our excuse isn't that good. (cincinnati.com)

· A magazine poll finds that 85% of young men think fake boobs are "a complete turn-off." And by "a complete turn-off" they of course, mean "hypnotic orbs that in reality we'd do anything to get our hands on." (24dash.com)

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