By Jackson West, 4:28 PM on Thu May 4 2006, 9,831 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

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The number of submissions for Playboy's forthcoming "Girls of MySpace" feature proves that nothing gets the youth of today more excited than a chance to appear naked in a magazine—and while we've been able to preview some of the submissions over at the official website, it just didn't make us feel like we were Hef himself, scanning through all the entires looking for just the right hotties to invite to the mansion. Good news, then, that some internerds managed to come up with 18 zipped megabytes of cheesecake contenders—now all we need is a drunk James Caan sleeping one off on the patio and our fantasy is complete! (The truly dedicated can look up each individual finalist's MySpasce profile using the information in the press release announcing the winners; we would've done it ourselves and saved you the trouble, but all those annoying sound files and blinding smiley graphics were giving us a headache.)
- J. West/JD

· Girls of MySpace (robont.net)
· "Women of MySpace in Playboy's June Issue" (avn.com)
· "Girls of MySpace" (official site @ playboy.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Happy (Belated) Birthday Hef Edition, Busty Webshots, "Meet" Tila Tequila, Men of MySpace, Cindy Margolis in Playboy, Bridget Maasland in Dutch Playboy