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While you were out drinking on Friday night, the leadership in this country changed hands as Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith won the Miss USA pageant. The crown was passed to her from reigning wild child Tara Conner, but only time will tell if the new champ will follow in the footsteps of her predecessor when it comes to creating controversy. She certainly has a long way to go to catch Miss Nevada in that department ... or Miss Great Britain ... or Miss (Almost) Norway, but a little swimsuit competition cameltoe action isn't a bad way to start. Here's a hoping a bit of scandalous magic is still left in that tiara—because if beauty queens can't get people riled up with their "out of control" antics, then what's the point of even having a pageant?

· Rachel Smith Is Miss USA (toxicmagazine.com)
· Miss Tennessee crowned new Miss USA (celebrity-pictures-gossip.com)
· Miss USA Pageant Slideshow (yahoo.com)
· Related: Sexy Miss Sweden Not Just a Pretty Face (abcnews.go.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Revisiting Aylar Lie, Meet (And Grope!) Miss Nevada, Trump or No Trump?, (Former) Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd in Playboy, Wet Spots - Tara Conner, Miss Universe 2006