We warned you that this day was coming, and now the time is at hand. After tempting the young and innocent with her "family-friendly" bikini calendar, Keeley Hazell is now set to unleash her "adults only" version, complete with sandy buttocks, glistening breasts, and come-hither stares. Of course, Zoo Weekly has a preview—and of course we had to share it with you here, since we're so cuckoo for calendars. Something about all those big round dates and luscious curvy weekends just makes us want to go out and schedule our own appointments. What were we talking about again?

· Keeley Hazell's Nude 2008 Calendar (sexypix.thumblogger.com)
· Bonus: Pinder's Big Boob Special in Nuts (dailypoa.com)

Previously: Calendar Watch 2008: Keeley Hazell Doubles Down

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