When illustrator Krysztof Nemeth isn't busy creating posters for bands on Seattle's local music scene, he pens pinup girls with an alternative flair. He's now taking pre-orders for a book that features a collection of cute grrrls in all sorts of suggestive (if not outright pornographic) situations. He also has poster prints and other items for sale, perfect for gifts for that special sassy someone in your life. Sadly, we've already spent all our money on whiskey-flavored condoms and artificial foreskins, so we'll just have to stick with the online gallery ... but if there are any Secret Santas out there who want to send us a treat, you wouldn't hear us complaining.- J. West

· Charm School (charm-school.com, via altporn.net)
· Krysztof Nemeth (interview @ erosezine.com)