By Jonnobot, 11:41 AM on Thu Mar 2 2006, 297 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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We know what you're thinking: "Sure, Fleshbot, all those posts about celebrity nipple slips are fun and everything, but I'm looking for something more highbrow ... maybe something like an experimental Finnish-Australian art film involving a Warhol-esque fellatio clip from a classic porn movie set to a soundtrack of a cow being milked?" Hey, your wish is our command! (Just don't blame us if you get dizzy and/or can't get that looped sloshing sound out of your head for the rest of the day. Remember: you asked for it.)

"Milking the Cow" (ashleyb.org, via sexblo.gs)

Previously: Deep ASCII, Deep(er) Inside Linda Lovelace, "Cashback", Taschen's "Erotic Cinema" Preview, "Sex Objects", Swingin' Seventies Porn