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more about #art Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Little known fact: before a scene, porn performers cast a shaving-throw to determine the state of their crotch. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & I thought the porn-scene font I used to screen "MAF54, where are you?" to a tee-shirt in late '06 was cool.... more » joemiami: These fonts are fucking amazing. A must have for any porno lovers. I am gifting them to friends of S & M more » Pinkie: Brilliant. Absolutely bloody brilliant. And, now, I must hang my head shame that I have been out-geeked by a porn blog. May I be whipped now? more » squeezyface: I loves me some Justine Joli (hot! Hot! HOT!) but I just can't get past the ears. more » Ruthless, If you let me: Can we get a Justine Joli & Raven Alexis throwdown to decide the title? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I know it would seem convenient that I am, as ever, the contrarian, but to say a large mammary excites me more than another, smaller tit, would be dis... more » SexyHard: This one doesn't scan as a limerick: To the big titty porn star Gianna, Now listen up babe, 'cause I'm gonna Slide my cock through those udders ... more » SexyHard: There once was a sweet girl named Sally Who was exiled from Silicon Valley Sweet Sally was blessed With two natural breasts So they forced her to move... more » paraffinshot: Oh my fucking God Look at those gigantic tits back pain is worth it more » Pinkie: There was was a young lady on Fleshbot Who was super-stacked and way too hot Her breasts were so large, She was clearly in charge! Carmella Bing deman... more » robear: MY fantasy football team name... "Plethora Of Tig Ole Bitties" Both go Hand in Hand! more » robear: MY fantasy football team name... "Plethora Of Tig Ole Bitties" Both go Hand in Hand! more » robear: MY fantasy football team name... "Plethora Of Tig Ole Bitties" Both go Hand in Hand! more » HBKnight: Big Tit Fixation, I salivate at the sight, Motor Boat, Commence! more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: The comics page has given us Garfield without Garfield. Now we can pair it to Digital Playground without Play. #stoya more » Flan: Naomi Uman's film REMOVED (available here: [www.illegal-art.org]) did this about a decade ago - and surely more interestingly. #stoya more » fragile: what did you drink, upstairs, at the fleshbot award event? btw, when look at those shots again, the furniture, upstairs, was the real star. more » Beau Nerd: Next up: The Sound of One Hand Fapping. #stoya more » -
#comics
At Last, The Reincarnation Of Savita Bhabhi!
Looks like someone cashed in her karma points: Savita Bhabhi has finally returned to us with the help of the French and a little-known form of media called books. More » -
#art
Sade For Fonts Sake Lets You Type What You Fuck
We don't pretend to understand most art (with the exception of the type that has naked people in it), but nevertheless, we're currently fascinated with Paul Chan's "Sade for Fonts Sake." More » -
#youarethere
Justine Joli Channels Link For Some Elfin Good Times
Last weekend, World's Sexiest Geek Justine Joli let her inner nerd come out during an afternoon at Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School, with a tribute to Link from The Legend of Zelda. More »
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#advertising
Forget The Mona Lisa Smile, We Want The Mona Lisa Boobs
We may never know who Mona Lisa really was...but, thanks to the Praga billboard, we now know what she looked like naked. (copyranter.blogspot.com) -
#contest
Cure Your "Big Tit Fixation" By Entering This Contest
It's that time again. One lucky commenter will get into our Sexclusive Club, and everyone else gets another chance at glory. Aren't Fridays fun?
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#weird
Porn Negative Space: Porn, Minus The Porn
If you take the porn out of porn, what are you left with? Porn Negative Space crops and edits porn clips to remove any trace of naughty action, in an effort to see what remains. More » -
#musicvideo
Sexy Music Video Of Some Other Moment: Make The Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"
You can tell we've been watching Victoria's Secret Push-Up Bra commercial too much, because we'd now like to draw your attention to the music. If you enjoyed seeing Victoria's Secret models strut to that song, you'll love this. More » -
#celebrityskin
Adriana Lima's Breasts Are The Latest Fashion Statement
It's a style that asserts femininity. It seems to say, "They're not boobs, they're breasts, damn it—and they will be treated as such." More » -
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#contest
So, You'd Like To Participate In (The) "Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex" (Contest)
We bet you're wondering who won last week's limerick contest. Click to find out! Plus, another chance to win free porn!
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#amateur
Damn Girl, You Got One Fine Art Collection
Maybe you need to "justify" your porn viewing habits with a "legitimate reason" for looking at naked girls. Here's one: they pose nude in front of famous artwork. More » -
#contest
So, You Want To Enter The "House Of Ass 11" (Contest)
Fact: writers get all the babes. Now you (yes, you!) can experience the magical exchange of poetry for pussy with the Fleshbot Limerick Contest!
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#events
April Flores (And Her Toy Show) Goes East!
Live in New York or Philadelphia? Dying to attend the April Flores Toy Show? You're in luck: April, Carlos, and 20 painted replicas of April's vulva are on their way to your city! More » -
#movies
"Naked States": Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beheld
It is hard to contextualize, much less sexualize, photographer Spencer Tunick's quest to photograph larger and larger groups of nudes in various (re)poses, but the documentary "Naked States" proves that it is the models themselves who define the project. More » -
#art
Fang Ling Lee, A Painter Of Fetishes
Fang Ling Lee is a painter of fantasies, of fetishes, of beautiful women from magical realms. Fang Ling Lee says her paintings are her fetishes channeled into art...and we suspect that many others will see their fetishes there, as well. More » -
#publicnudity
Live, Nude Brits! Nudity On The Fourth Plinth
Last week, we told you about Naomi McDonald, the British dancer who turned Trafalgar Square's Fourth Plinth into a peep show as part of the One & Other public art project. Well, Naomi wasn't the only one to go nude. More » -
#publicnudity
Live Nude Girl Transforms Trafalgar Square Into A Peep Show
Since July, the fourth plinth in London's Trafalgar—usually reserved for statues of kings and generals—has been taken over by One & Other, which invites Londoners to use the space however they wish, one hour at a time. More » -
#photography
Mclain Swift Reveals "What Lies Beneath"
If you've ever wondered what's underneath the shirt of the girl sitting next to you on the bus (and really, who hasn't?), the voyeuristic thrill of Mclain D. Swift's "What Lies Beneath" should be right up your alley. More » -
#photography
Mark Sacro's Ghostly Double Exposure Pornography
Though we know the couples in Mark Sacro's photos aren't actually two ghostly lovers caught by a camera mid-embrace, we're much happier pretending that they are. (What? There's a shortage of good ghost porn out there.) More » -
#publicnudity
Nude At The Louvre: Reasons To Love France
Further proof that the French are a superior culture: while the Metropolitan Museum called the police on Zach Hyman and his naked model, the Louvre allowed Brazilian model Raquel Zimmerman and actress Charlotte Rampling to model nude throughout the museum. More » -
#photography
Obamania: For The Ones Who Really Love Obama
There are those of us who love Obama. There are those of us who've secretly (or not so secretly) fantasized about Obama. Then there are those of us who have reenvisioned the 44th president as a beautiful, naked woman. More » -
#art
Live! Nude! Subway Riders!
The city may have cleaned up Times Square, but they can't control what happens underground—at least not when Zach Hyman is around. The twenty-two year old photographer is bringing nudity back to New Yorkers, in thirty second increments. More » -
#fantasy
Fuq Pop — Jem Gone Porno
'Jem and the Holograms' is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this? More »
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#art
"Life Class: Today's Nude" Brings Live Nude Girls To Your Living Room
Life drawing classes: they're not just for hardened, Spanish-speaking prisoners. They're also for ordinary people like you and me! Or so goes the theory behind "Life Class: Today's Nude", a British TV program(me) bringing naked models to the masses. More » -
#celebrityskin
Bar Refaeli Shows Us A Whole Lot Of Skin
Bar Rafaeli, naked, and rolling around on a bed. We gotta admit, this video pretty much encapsulates what we dream of waking up next to. Of course, in our dream version, Bar actually shows us her nipples. More » -
#books
Sabbath, Porny Sabbath: "We Did Porn"
In "We Did Porn," Zak Smith's memoir of his life and times as an "AltPorn" performer, he states it would have been easier to corral the disparate wherefores and contradictions of sex in movies for money had someone been murdered. More » -
#youarethere
World's Sexiest Geek Justine Joli Gets Naked... In Public!
Somehow, Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School keeps managing to recruit some of the world's most beautiful women to strip down for their merry band of artists. The most recent addition to their art model harem? The lovely and amazing Justine Joli.
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#sexculture
"Sex Cells" Showcases Sexts (Say That Three Times Fast!)
Months ago, we told you about a group of Brooklyn artists who were putting together an art show of dirty texts. You may have kept your private SMSes private—but quite a few exhbitionists contributed. More » -
#celebrityskin
Topless Carla Bruni To Be Auctioned In Germany
Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction. More » -
#video
She Loves London... And We Love Her
If we had to choose between London and New York, we'd have to go with our home city—but Mikael Vojinovic's "I Love London" photo shoot is pretty persuasive. More » -
#fetish
Marilyn Minter's Oral Fixation
Though "Green Pink Caviar" is not pornographic by any traditional definition of the term, there's no question that its incredibly sexy. Who knew we had a fetish for up close shots of women eating? More » -
#pinups
Mel Ramos Doubles Our Pleasure With His Candy Girls
We have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the first time we've seen Mel Ramos's candy girl pinups, but we're still thrilled to have discovered an online archive of his work. More »
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#art
April Flores, Objet D'Art
The vulva is truly a work of art—especially when it's molded in plaster and painted by an award winning artist, like the models of April Flores featured in the April Flores Toy Exhibit. More » -
#interviews
Art School Models: Clothed, Nude, And Interviewed
Time Out New York peels back the curtain and takes a look at the mysterious world of art models, interviewing two New York women who make a living undressed. More » -
#tv
Live Nude Models... On Your TV!
Dying to go to a life drawing class—but a little bit too shy to draw naked people in public? Starting this summer, you won't have to worry anymore: the models will be coming to you! More » -
#video
Aprop Feels Quite Apropos
For a short art film that's not especially explicit, "Aprop" somehow manages to perfectly capture the feeling of a heated erotic encounter, encapsulating the experience in a mere six minutes of intense art film action. More » -
#masturbation
In New York? Like To Masturbate? Read On...
Sasha Grey isn't the fashion industry's the only porn influence—a high-end fashion magazine is a casting for a shoot seemingly inspired by Beautiful Agony. In New York? You could be a part of it: More » -
#surreal
Manuel Laval's Surreal (Sex) Life
If Salvador Dali had been an erotic photographer, would his work have resembled Manuel Laval's "Surreal Obscenities"? Perhaps not—but we're still as transfixed by these photos as we are by those melting clocks. More » -
#art
Sasha Grey, Work Of Art
In between her busy schedule of making porn, making music, modeling, and starring in movies, Sasha Grey has found a moment to sit for artist James Jean once more... and the results are stunning. (processrecess.com)
