Spending endless hours salivating over photographs of a nubile blonde exhibitionist is all very well and good, but who among us hasn't wished we could hear a model like Melissa Midwest whisper sweet nothings in our ears while we perused her roseate charms? Thanks to her new "Confessions of a Teen" audio CD, you'll finally get the chance to experience Melissa's naughty adventures at first hand (right or left, your choice). Alas, none of the clips we've heard so far begin with the tantalizing words "Let me tell you about the last time I was arrested in Lincoln for flashing my tits in a local bar ... " Maybe some things still have to be left to the imagination.

· "Confessions of a Teen Volume 1" (ordering info @ melissastore.com)
· Melissa Midwest (melissamidwest.com)

Check out our exclusive sound clip preview and gallery after the jump.