No matter how some of our American readers may be feeling about living in the US this week (we've already made our feelings known), you have to admit that patriotism goes down a lot easier when it's attached to public nudity and the numbers 36DD-26-36: "I'm an American flasher. American born! American raised!" Is it just us, or do those four faces on Mount Rushmore look like they're drooling a bit?

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