By Gram Ponante, 5:10 PM on Thu Apr 12 2007, 11,499 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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It's not that we're bored with our jobs or have lost the will to live. It's not that the business aspects of porn too often overwhelm its mission statement as engraved on the pyramids: Squeezable Girl Shanks. It's just that sometimes things seem the same.

Luckily the delightful Rebeca Linares and the polyglot Tyler Knight have shown up just in time in Vena Virago's "East Side Story", a colorful romp through East Los Angeles and, among other things, Page Morgan's ass. This is the sort of thing Vivid should be doing instead of pseudo-celebrity pseudo-sex tapes. - GP

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The final scene of "East Side Story" is sweet because Linares, a native of Barcelona, requires dubbing. Knight, who amiably explains that he has learned three different languages from ex-girlfriends, speaks Spanish with her the entire scene. No ugly Americans here!

· Vivid-Alt (vividalt.com)
· "East Side Story gets its priorities in order" (gramponante.com)
· Buy "East Side Story" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Popshots of the Week: "Eastside Story" (sic) Edition