As much as we've been intrigued by some of Burger King's recent ad campaigns—and as much as we're willing to cut anything involving some Maxim Hometown Hotties some slack—we have to say we're pretty disappointed in this latest instance of corporate synergy currently on view on BK.com: instead of, say, an interactive feature where you're able to direct a hot babe to stuff as many Whopper Jrs in her mouth as possible or get her t-shirt wet while simultanously washing a car and eating a BK Big Fish, you're instead invited to have a vapid if occasionally amusing conversation across the table of a fast food restaurant with a model that remains fully clothed throughout. Given our social lives these days, we don't need no fancy Flash interface to help us experience that.

· BK Table Guests: Maxim Hometown Hotties (Flash w/sound @ bk.com)
· "Be Our Guest" Sweepstakes (contest info @ maximonline.com)

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