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What’s up bitches! Allow myself to introduce … myself: I’m Matt Goias, a champion marksman, fighter pilot, and two time MLB Golden Glove winner, and I’m here to bless you with a week’s day or two’s worth of porno punditry. For those of you not familiar with my Big Blackness, I am the co-creator of the multi-platinum Tommy Boy Records group Fannypack, and I had a smash hit with the song “Cameltoe” which I wrote in like 45 seconds cause I’m a musical wunderkind and shit. When I’m not touring the world or tending to my Ferrari collection, my hobbies include counting money and having promiscuous sex with eastern block fashion models and Hollywood starlets.

You may be wondering why someone of my stature would take the time out of my insanely busy schedule to write about surfing internet porn. I am asking myself the same question.- MG

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