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The Justice Department wants to amend the...]]></title>
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<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2/2008/06/d4/cb/thumb160x_d4cbb986ed3fc9f0c1f6a14d95b84e19.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" />The Justice Department wants to amend the 2257 regulations (again) with the apparent goal of making them <a href="http://www.avn.com/law/articles/30802.html">even more difficult to comprehend and abide by</a>. Maybe this kind of stuff is what lawyers use to get off? (avn.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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So, about that whole 2257 being overturned...]]></title>
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<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2/2008/04/thumb160x_2008_04_11_2257.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" />So, about that whole <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/news/breaking-2257-is-unconstitutional-314211.php">2257 being overturned thing</a> we heard about a while ago? It looks like <a href="http://avn.com/video/articles/29557.html">that decision might get overturned</a> too. Which bums us out, of course ... but we're <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/legal/-320810.php">not all that surprised</a> either. (avn.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:10:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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Sure, the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals...]]></title>
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<p><img src="http://fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2007/10/2007_10_23_2257b.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" />Sure, the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals <em>says</em> the 2257 code is unconstitutional, but does that mean <a href="http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2007/11/08/are-we-losing-the-fight-for-porn/">this fight is really over</a>? Don't count on it, however, if anyone out there can just make sense of this mumbo jumbo that will be a victory in itself. (10zenmonkeys.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Breaking: 2257 Is "Unconstitutional"]]></title>
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<p><img src="http://fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2007/10/2007_10_23_2257b.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" />A federal appeals court has ruled today that the 2257 record keeping laws that have beleagured the adult industry for years now are in direct violation of First Amendment rights, specifically in regard to the definition of "sexually explicit conduct". As you know, this language has been spookily ... nay, ridiculously vague in keeping porn makers and the wide variety of so-called "secondary producers" on their toes; when you never categorically know what you're doing is against the law, it becomes just another scare tactic to keep porn peeps afraid that they're doing something wrong.</p>

<p>As we've explained, 2257 was a piece of law that was added to the Adam Walsh Child Obscenity Act of 1988. Ostensibly "for the children", it put a good number of law abiding porn businesses out of business, did nothing to protect any children, and made it seem as though anything could be "sexually explicit conduct". Let's just hope that if push comes to shove after this and it's taken up on review, our *cough* open-minded Supreme Court jutsices care more about the First Amendment than using strongarm tactics to intimidate law-abiding porn makers&mdash;and that someone reminds them that last time we checked, it's still legal to make porn here in the good old US of A.</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://xbiz.com/news/85586">6th Circuit 2257 Ruling: 2257 Unconstitutional</a> (xbiz.com, article + .pdf, thanks Julie)<br>
<b>&middot;</b> See also: <a href="http://www.freespeechcoalition.com/FSCView.asp?action=preview&coid=137">Free Speech Coalition's 2257 Page</a> (freespeechcoalition.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:49:28 EDT]]></pubDate>
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If certain proposed changes to 2257 requirements...]]></title>
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<p><img src="http://fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2007/10/2007_10_19_lol2257.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" />If <a href="http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2007/10/sexdrive_1019">certain proposed changes to 2257 requirements</a> go through, you won't be able to upload that nakey pic of yourself to teh MySpace without also submitting a valid photo ID and a whole bunch of personal info, which means that people will have to rely on even more annoying sound files and seizure-inducing page layouts to get attention. Please, won't somebody think of <em>us</em> for a change? (wired.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:32:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
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It's not easy being Max Hardcore or working...]]></title>
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<p><img src="http://fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2007/10/2007_10_10_maxhardcore.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" />It's not easy being Max Hardcore or working for JM Productions when your job involves things like <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.cfm?objectid=862EE174-9F12-A4EC-A8EC5AA7EACA4C7F">onerous 2257 record keeping requirements and funding war chests to help defray the costs of expensive legal battles</a>. And you thought being a pornographer was only about fun and games and <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/dvd/inevitable-porn-of-the-moment-cuckold-milfs-280949.php">hot cuckold MILFs</a>? (AVN)</p>
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			<title><![CDATA[The FBI "clarifies" its position on 2257...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>The FBI "clarifies" its position on 2257 inspections so <a href="http://www.xbiz.com/news/84799">now it's crystal clear</a> that not even the FBI knows what the hell it's supposed to be doing. (xbiz.com)</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:46:54 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Justice Department wants Hollywood movies...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>The Justice Department wants <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i5bf6a751bdf67ff5f69107cdde94b42a">Hollywood movies to follow the same 2257 rules</a> as porn companies, but Hollywood has a little more pull in Congress than the Valley, so how do you think this story is going to end? (hollywoodreporter.com)</p>]]></description>
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<p><img src="http://fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2007/09/2007_09_19_2257.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" /><a href="http://www.sdcitybeat.com/article.php?id=6219">Will 2257 regulations be applied</a> to&mdash;and ruin&mdash;<s>anonymous kinky sex partner</s> social networking sites? And will anyone ever make sense out of these laws before our heads explode? (Don't count on it.) (sdcitybeat.com)</p>
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			<title><![CDATA[The New York Post must not pay much attention...]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>The New York Post must not pay much attention to the porn industry since they've apparently <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08192007/news/nationalnews/feds_porn_ultimatum_nationalnews_janon_fisher.htm">never heard of 2257 regulations</a> or any pornstars who have actually performed on camera in the last five years. Maybe a massive government database would actually help them learn some new names. (nypost.com)</p>]]></description>
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<p><img src="http://fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2007/07/2007_07_27_kink2257b.jpg" class="left image158" width="158" />Have you been having trouble trying to figure out all those constantly changing, politically motivated 2257 regulations and the effect all that record keeping will ultimately have on you, the mild-mannered porn consumer? Let our friends at Kink.com <a href="http://news.behindkink.com/blog/default/2007/07/25/Proposed-2257-Regulations-Shake-Up-Adult-Industry">explain it all for you</a>. Government-mandated paperwork was never this interesting. (behindkink.com, via <a href="http://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchives/2007/07/kinkcoms_superawesome_2257_psa.html">Tiny Nibbles</a>)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:10:39 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[2257 Regulations: Comin' Around Again]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><img alt="2007_07_13_2257.jpg" src="http://fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2007/07/2007_07_13_2257.jpg" width="150" height="100" />The porn world has risen to its usual level of concern about the additions and modifications to the proposed 2257 regulations, <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/the-law/-277815.php">published yesterday</a> in the Federal Register. While adult lobbying group The Free Speech Coalition has been able to successfully contend with some of the more onerous aspects of previous 2257 proposals, this year's model is still particularly burdensome to "secondary producers", websites like this one that publish other people's racy content without also carrying documentation proving that the MILF in question is over 18. Read more after the gap.</p><p>- - -</p>

<p>According to the FSC, the amended regulation proposals reflect some of their legal bulldogging efforts but still fall short of anything within reasonable expectations for working pornographers. "Some of the ...  points are troubling and represent the intransigence which we have come to expect from Attorney General Gonzales and his associates," the organization says.</p>

<p>Intransigent is a good way to describe the attitude of a government that in the name of "protecting children" (2257 is code-speak for the 1988 Child Protection And Obscenity Enforcement Act) assumes that all depictions of sexuality are child porn unless proven not to be.</p>

<p>Among the disturbing "clarifications" in the proposal are directives regarding the genitals and the "lascivious" focus thereon as well as the notion that it might still be lascivious if the genitals have a protective covering of clothes.</p>

<p>Most troubling to bloggers or individuals or entities who reproduce the work of pornographers (workers at Fotomat are excluded) is the fact that they would also be lumped in with the original producers. </p>

<p>Therefore the term "secondary" producer has been jettisoned. So both the director of and the website editor who replicated images from "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" are in the same boat, legally.</p>

<p>Interested in voicing your concern? You have until September 10 to write Admin.ceos@usdoj.gov with your helpful suggestions, but do read the <a href="http://frwebgate1.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/waisgate.cgi?WAISdocID=355049104003+0+0+0&WAISaction=retrieve">document</a> first, if for anything your prurient interest.</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.freespeechcoalition.com/">Free Speech Coalition</a> (freespeechcoalition.com)<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://frwebgate1.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/waisgate.cgi?WAISdocID=355049104003+0+0+0&WAISaction=retrieve">Federal Register 2257 Proposal</a> (frwebgate.com)</p>

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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The US Department of Justice released a <a href="http://avn.com/index_cache.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=291858">proposed amendment to the 2257 record keeping statute</a> today which should help everyone make more sense of the original regulations as they were set up <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/2257/new-2257-regulations-104871.php">two years ago</a>. Or less sense; we're not sure which yet. (avn.com)</p>]]></description>
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<b>&middot;</b> Has Dita Von Teese been <a href="http://www.dailypoa.com/?p=461">turned into a robot</a>? Now she'll never be stopped! (dailypoa.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> American "pornstar" Courtney Coventry is questioned in the investigation for some sort of <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007290466,00.html">British bribing scandal</a> that we don't really understand. But hey, free trip to London, right? (thesun.co.uk)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> The FBI agent in charge of 2257 inspections says the <a href="http://avn.com/index_cache.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=291280">adult companies aren't doing so hot</a> when it comes to record keeping. Maybe the owners should talk to that Courtney chick. (thesun.co.uk)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Remember Daniella Cicarelli and her <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/celebrity/daniela-on-the-beach-202004.php">sex on the beach</a> <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/wet-spots/wet-spots-brazil-to-get-waxed-226510.php">escapade</a>? Turns out <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/06/27/youtube_wins_cicarel.html">she now owes YouTube money</a> because she complained. The lesson? Do not fuck with Google. Ever. (Boing Boing)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> Australia would like you to know that if you speed in your car, it's because <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2007/06/26/antispeeding_ad_wags_fingers/3650/">you have a small dick</a>. Sorry you had to find out this way. (upi.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> So a Polish magazine runs a picture of their President and Prime Minister <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/wl/111105angelamerkel/im:/070627/photos_wl_afp/d2db2be8ab997ba6297c2d2d64c0d8af;_ylt=Aq_XhqSFiqi3trsgpU3xzXoZO7gF">sucking on the tits</a> of German Chancellor Angela Merkel (on the cover!) and somehow people are <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070627/wl_afp/eutreatygermanpoland_070627154143;_ylt=AkDQ.AhIwK0sL7Z2u0O7KefMWM0F">upset by that</a>? Those Europeans are so touchy. (yahoo.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:07:13 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Porn Valley Dispatch: Yes, She's Over 18]]></title>
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<p>The Federales turned up this morning at Filmco Productions, a Sun Valley specialty production house, checking 2257 records. ""It turns out that the older women Filmco shoots are really older women," the company's general manager told adult trade magazine AVN. Along with sniffing out obscenity, a charge that bedevils <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/news/porn-valley-adjacent-dispatch-max-hardcore-busted-265002.php">people like Max Hardcore</a>, Feds look for evidence of companies using underage performers. The current (and contested) state of 2257 legislation (we're paraphrasing) says that even a MILF is underage unless proven otherwise. That is why porn companies must keep scrupulous records in addition to not releasing Kim Kardashian videos.</p>
<p>All ended well; the FBI agents asked for a restaurant recommendation (from Sun Valley, try driving about 15 miles away) and left. <span class="guesttag">- <a href="http://www.gramponante.com">GP</a></span><br clear="all"></p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://filmco.com/filmco.cgi/5030.html">Filmco's "Proud And Pregnant 4"</a> (filmco.com)<br>
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=291003">FBI Inspects Filmco Productions 2257 Records</a> (avn.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:55:01 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gram Ponante]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wet Spots: Half Of Natalie Portman's Boob Is Better Than No Boob At All]]></title>
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<p><b>&middot;</b> Yes, it's a Natalie Portman <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/natalie-portman/natalie-portman-nippy-side-boob-nice-002429">side boob</a>! If it wasn't Monday, we'd be prepared to call it a week. (egotastic.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> In a related story, here's half of Maggie Gyllenhaal's <a href="http://gawker.com/news/femiladyism/maggie-gyllenhaal-nursing-pix-spark-momtroversy-258339.php">milk-swollen ta-ta</a>. Unfortunately, there seems to be a small creature attached to it. (Gawker)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Great, another reason to <a href="http://nytimesshorts.feedroom.com/">worry about getting older</a>: "You turn 50 and it's like all the breasts in the world know that you're 50 ... You are invisible to them." ("Naked" by Rachel Dretzin @ nytimesshorts.feedroom.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Loyal Chinese citizens have <strike>ratted out</strike> dutifully <a href="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2007-05/03/content_865245.htm">reported over 13,000 websites</a> since their government announced a crackdown on internet porn. Now <em>that's</em> a People's Republic. (chinadaily.com.cn)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Maybe <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/babes/kristine-lefebvre-in-playboy-the-naked-apprentice-258194.php">Kristine Lefebvre</a> can use her business sense to <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2007/05/07/news/companies/playboy/?postversion=2007050712">save Playboy's stock price</a>. You know ... after she puts her suit back on. (money.cnn.com)<br clear="all"></p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> The Wall Street Journal proposes raising <a href="http://www.opinionjournal.com/taste/?id=110010027">the minimum pornstar age</a> to 21. But then who will star in our hot and horny teenage action? (opinionjournal.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> No debate about gun control is complete without pictures of <a href="http://wonderwinds.com/weblog.php/2007/05/04/gun_porn">naked chicks holding firearms</a>. It's a First and Second Amendment double team! (wonderwinds.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 May 2007 18:15:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Porn Valley Dispatch: Wicked Gets Visit From Feds]]></title>
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<p>Wicked Pictures&mdash;which despite how it sounds is one of porn's most mainstream companies&mdash;was visited by the FBI yesterday in a <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/2257">2257</a> recordkeeping investigation. Wicked is the highest profile company to be checked out by the FBI in this most recent sweep of investigations, which <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/porn-valley/fbi-descends-on-porn-valley-189567.php">has also seen</a> the FBI descend on harder edge gonzo companies like Anabolic and Evasive Angles.</p>
<p>As per 2257 regulations, porn companies are required to keep records of performers' real names and ages, ensuring that <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/pornstars/girl-youre-a-woman-now-meet-paige-taylor-230151.php">only once a perfomer turns 18</a> can he or she become officially sexually attractive.</p>
<p>And in other news, anti-porn <a href="http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/11/11/porn_hearing/index_np.html">Senator Sam Brownback</a> is running for President. <span class="guesttag">- <a href="http://www.gramponante.com">GP</a></span><br clear="all"></p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=19278">"Wicked Pictures Undergoes 2257 Inspection"</a> (xbiz.com)<br>
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.wickedpictures.com/">Wicked</a> (wickedpictures.com)</p>
<p>Previously: <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/porn-valley/fbi-descends-on-porn-valley-189567.php">FBI Descends on Porn Valley</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/ponante/bydate/">Porn Valley Dispatch Archive</a></p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:33:15 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gram Ponante]]></dc:creator>
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<p><b>&middot;</b> So apparenty that <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/morning-wood/morning-wood-ghosts-of-sex-tapes-past-and-future-224769.php">Kim Kardashian sex tape</a> is suddenly <a href="http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=19187">worth a lot of money</a>, even though we still have only the <a href="http://www.gramponante.com/2007/01/sugardvd-enters-friend-of-celebrity-sex.html">vaguest sense of why she's famous</a> to begin with. We hope Paris Hilton doesn't get too jealous of her friend's success. (xbiz.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> When the world looks back on our society 1,000 years from now, what will they see? Our porn, of course, since that's what <a href="http://news.com.com/Digital%2Barchivists%2Blook%2Bto%2Bporn,%2BFlash%2Bfor%2Btips/2100-1025_3-6151389.html">we save better than anything</a>. (news.com.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> We have no idea what this <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gjagiello/360800348/">inflatable swan head chastity belt</a> could possibly be used for, except maybe to freak people out. We stopped questioning the Japanese a long time ago. (Flickr, via <a href="http://www.sexblo.gs/archives/004427.php">sexblo.gs</a>)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> For example, if we told you there were Japanese restaurants where <a href="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070119p2g00m0dm020000c.html">waitress strip down to their underwear</a> at the customer's request, would that even surprise you? (mainichi-msn.co.jp)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> In case you lost track, here are the <a href="http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2006/01/top_ten_adult_v.html">adult versions</a> of the last ten movies to win the Oscar for Best Picture. Just like its inspiration, we thought that &quot;Whore of the Rings&quot; was also about 40 minutes too long. (yesbutnobutyes.com)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> A survey of complete nerds reveals that 1 in 8 men would <a href="http://techdigest.tv/2007/01/1_in_8_men_woul.html">break up with their girlfriend</a> for a shiny new iPod. But then who would you use your <a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/sex-toys/ohmibod-ipod-powered-vibrator-192852.php">OhMiBod</a> on? (techdigest.tv)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> The FBI has over <a href="http://adultbizlaw.com/main/articles/fbis-most-wanted-porn-list-are-you-on-it">700 names</a> on its list of companies due for <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/2257">2257</a> record keeping inspections. The number they've done so far? Seven, six of which have had at least some violations. This may take a while. (adultbizlaw.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Jan 2007 18:08:41 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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<p><b>&middot;</b> "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis was made "to read aloud in court a victim impact statement from one of the women, who said she was emotionally tormented by her appearance on a 'Girls Gone Wild' video" as part of his sentencing today for <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=280727">featuring two 17-year-olds</a> in a 2003 video. We'd have thought forcing him to drink a case of Smirnoff Ice and make out with the court bailiff would've been even more effective, but what do we know about the law? (avn.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Britney Spears loves <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/wet-spots/wet-spots-the-last-word-on-britneys-crotch-220274.php">Victoria's Secret</a> underwear, but apparently <a href="http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britney_lets_it_all_hang_out.php">no one told her that they also sell bras</a>. Seriously, what are we going to do with this girl? (x17online.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Vida Guerra may have <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/magazines/fhm-the-long-goodbye-221540.php">lost her biggest fan</a>, but she has <a href="http://mannysbabes.blogspot.com/2006/12/vida-guerra-black-mens-magazine.html">no trouble moving on</a> with other magazines. What a brave little trooper. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> As for us, Maxim fills the void in our heart with these shots of <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2242">Lacey Chabert</a>. We're starting to feel a little better already. (hollywoodtuna.com)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> Meanwhile, Zoo Weekly also tries to cheer us up with Gemma Atkinson giving off <a href="http://gorillamask.net/gemma-atkinson-zooxmas.shtml">that Christmas vibe</a>, but that's hard to do when you aren't wearing clothes. (gorillamask.net)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> For a mere $50,000 dollars, you can re-enact that famous Brown Bunny scene with <a href="http://www.gawker.com/news/gawker-gift-guide/gawker-gift-guide-a-vincent-gallo-dickin-221447.php">Vincent Gallo himself</a>! Male prostitution is <em>the</em> must have gift this year. (Gawker)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> And for several million dollars, you can be the proud owner of Porn.com, Penis.com, and/or Vagina.com when these must-have domain names are <a href="http://www.internext-expo.com/domainauction/">auctioned off</a> at the Internext adult trade xpo in Las Vegas next month. We'd love all three, but you can pick one for us if you want to surprie us&mdash;we don't want to be greedy or anything. (internext-expo.com - more @ <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=280720">AVN</a>)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> A daring brothel in Stockholm opens up shop in a building <a href="http://www.thelocal.se/5791.html">they shared with a police station</a>. One thing is certain: they had a lot of balls up there. (thelocal.se)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:22:54 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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<p><b>&middot;</b> These elaborate <a href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/11/21/can-chocolate-candies-turn-you-on/">chocolate candies</a> almost look good enough to eat. Our sweet tooth is <em>totally</em> throbbing right now. (weirdasianews.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> We were going to try buy a Playstation 3 on eBay this weekend, but for <a href="http://www.fistofanangrygod.com/slutty-bay-playstation-3/">some reason</a> we're having trouble picking one out. Anyone want to help? (fistofanangrygod.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Could <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,72205-0.html?tw=wn_index_4">animated porn</a> make actors&mdash;and those pesky 2257 laws&mdash;obsolete? What about the poor fluffers? (wired.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> A ex-CIA employee pleads guilty to stealing jewelry and other valuables from neighbors homes. Oh, and <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/29/AR2006112901321.html">1,074 pairs of women's panties</a>. We guess that makes the crime sorta noteworthy. (washingtonpost.com)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport will be the first in the national to test a new x-ray machine that will allow security screeners to see what you're packing <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/1201X-ray1201.html">under your clothes</a>. Yet another reason to get in shape before your next vacation. (azcentral.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Canada/2006/12/01/2575967-sun.html">Is your job sexy?</a> Let's rephrase that ... does your job get you laid? If the answer to either of those questions is &quot;yes,&quot; then you probably aren't a blogger. (edmontonsun.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:13:13 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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<p><b>&middot;</b> Contrary to <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1902">certain opinion</a>, we don't think that Evangeline Lilly looks <em>that</em> bad <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/evangeline-lilly/evangeline-lilly-bikini-makeout-pictures-001753">in a bikini</a>. Then again, we're probably the only ones who secertly fantasize about her hooking up with Hurley on "Lost" this season, so maybe we're not the best ones to ask. (hollywoodtuna.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> A politician is scandalized by a <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/10/10/packer.election.ap/index.html">tell-all book</a> describing her illicit affairs with several members of the Green Bay Packers. Wait ... actually, she wrote the book herself, because in Wisconsin being a groupie for the Packers actually gets you <em>more</em> votes. (cnn.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Meanwhile, we may be part of that very small portion of the electorate who would be <em>more</em> likely to vote for a candidate accused of <a href="http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2006/10/10/my-opponent-pays-for-gay-teen-bestiality/">"subjecting<br>
teenage girls to films showing horny warthogs humping."</a> Then again, we're always more amused by desperate right-wing smear campaigns than outraged by them. (10zenmonkeys.com, more @ <a href="http://sexuality.about.com/b/a/257841.htm">sexuality.about.com</a>)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> Legend Video is the latest to adult company to be paid <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=277232">a visit by the FBI</a>. Say, that reminds us ... we need to send our lawyer a Christmas card this year. (avn.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/text/the-ballad-of-sexcom-195175.php">Sex.com</a> finally does something useful and will <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=19&entry_id=9711">help Playboy</a> give their goodies away. You can never have too many porn sites, after all. (sfgate.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> We know He-Man is just looking out for the kids with this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0YPHeRrmIA">overly-earnest PSA</a> about sexual abuse, but how come after watching it we're the ones who feel violated? (YouTube, via <a href="http://www.popoholic.com/2006/10/11/he-man-and-she-ra-sexual-abuse-psa/">popoholic.com</a>)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:15:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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<p><b>&middot;</b> Gossip rags are reporting that Dustin &quot;I used to be Screech and I have a <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/news/wet-spots-180847.php">10-inch cock</a>&quot; Diamond has <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/456179p-383834c.html">his own sex tape</a>, where he performs the mythical &quot;Dirty Sanchez.&quot; We don't think there has ever been a rumor that we <em>didn't</em> want to be true more than this one. (nydailynews.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Just so you know, Kate Beckinsale really <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1387">likes her husband</a>. We really like her too, but she didn't marry us. (wwtdd.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Would you use a <a href="http://www.bangkokpost.com/breaking_news/breakingnews.php?id=113192">condom that plays music</a> during sex? Does it know any Barry White? (bangkokpost.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> &quot;Girls Gone Wild&quot; kingpin Joe Francis cops a plea on his <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/wet-spots/wet-spots-200189.php">2257 case</a> and will pay $500,000 out of his own pocket to <a href="http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,20105,00.html">stay out of jail.</a> You may now show us your (18-year-old and over only!) boobs again. (eonline.com)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> Remember that poor bastard whose bad implant gave him a <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/news/wet-spots-184108.php">10-year erection</a>? Now, a judge say he <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15018869/">can't have the money</a> he won in his lawsuit. Come on ... give the guy some satisfaction already. (msnbc.msn.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Britain opens up hundreds of years of archives to reveal <a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-09-26T155807Z_01_L2685395_RTRUKOC_0_US-BRITAIN-SEX.xml&rpc=92">the history of sex</a> throughout the nation. The short version: they like to get freaky. (reuters.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:20:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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<p>I know what you're thinking: <em>Is this some fabulous new disease I can get?</em></p>
<p>But the Pussy Splotch (or the Hootchie Blurb) is the far-from-industry-standard term for the obfuscating element applied to images of your favorite porn stars' privates, allowing your rigid moral code to be uncompromised and your sense of wonder to remain intact.</p>
<p>I talked with one of the porn world's top Splotch applicators, Jodi Marie. Her interview follows the gap. <span class="guesttag">- <a href="http://www.gramponante.com">GP</a></span><br clear="all"></p>

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<p>Jodi Marie blurbed hootchies for <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/seymore+butts">Seymore Butts</a> before getting a fat pussy splotching gig at Hustler. I called her when I saw her work on "Larrry Flynt's Private Collection 2" featuring <a href="http://www.gramponante.com/2006/06/sunrise-adams-lust-ranch-dressing.html">Sunrise Adams</a>.</p>
<p>"Those shapes look like the orbs spirit photographers capture when filming haunted houses," I said. "Do you always try to invest your boxcovers with a sense of the supernatural?"</p>
<p>"It depends on my mood, I guess," said Marie. "It depends on the feel of the cover picture and title, but I like asymmetrical shapes, something that contrasts the thing I'm covering."</p>
<p>"Yes, yes," I nodded vigorously on the phone. "Thus no triangles."</p>
<p>Marie noted with dismay the standard-issue starburst pussy splotch. "My personal choices get poo-pooed for some reason, " she said, "so people often resort to the overused starburst."</p>
<p>"If you had your druthers, what would you use to cover your genitals on boxcovers and/or in real life?" I asked.</p>
<p>"A mini funnel cake," she said.</p>
<p>"I'll be right over."</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.hustler.com/">Hustler</a> (hustler.com)</p>
<p>Previously: <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/ponante/bydate/">Porn Valley Dispatch Archive</a></p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Sep 2006 19:03:26 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gram Ponante]]></dc:creator>
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<p><b>&middot;</b> An enterprising <a href="http://www.2257ok.com/">company</a> has created a new <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=275446">&quot;file sharing&quot;</a> service to help adult companies maintain their 2257 records. We completely support any measure that helps create more porn. (2257ok.com + avn.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Speaking of records, the Attorney General <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=2464504">wants to look at all of yours</a> when you're online. It's not a big deal, the government just wants to know what everyone is doing everywhere at all times. (abcnews.go.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> A warning for Canadian readers: the &quot;natural sex enhancer&quot; <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/cp/health/060919/x091944.html">Libidus has been recalled</a> because it will probably kill you. Great sex is not worth risking your life over. Probably. We're pretty sure, anyway. (cbc.ca)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> A survey finds that 10% of men in New York City who say they are straight <a href="http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/healthnews.php?newsid=52259">have had sex with other men</a> ... which is like 100% gay. (medicalnewstoday.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> It's not hard to see why the nation of Columbia is obsessed with the primetime soap opera called, <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/09/19/entertainment/e062448D66.DTL">&quot;Without Breasts There's No Paradise.&quot;</a> Truer words were never spoken. (sfgate.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> Those Jalopnik boys are at again. If they say <a href="http://jalopnik.com/cars/tuners/were-totally-going-to-nopi-next-year-some-hotlanta-booty-shake-201635.php">this has something to do with cars</a>, we just have to trust them. (Jalopnik)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:50:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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<p><b>&middot;</b> Television writers are not attractive - which is why they become writers - but that's also why no one cares when they go on strike. The solution: get a crazy hot model to <a href="http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/top/hollywood-protestwatch-striking-writers-enlist-ringer-model-picketer-189853.php%20">join your picket line</a>. Those writers do know how to tell a story. (Defamer)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> An update to the FBI's <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/legal/fbi-descends-on-porn-valley-189567.php">sudden interest</a> in Porn Valley: The feds say they are <a href="http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=16168">not targeting anyone specific</a> with their surprise, first-time-ever 2257 inspections. The agents were just lonely and wanted someone to talk to. (xbiz.com)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> In other government news, a law may soon make it <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=272476">a felony</a> to use misleading tactics to lure web surfers to your porn site. We guess our plan to offer free cookies and lemonade to all Fleshbot visitors will have to be re-examined. (avn.com)</p>

<p><img alt="2006_07_26_mw_fat.jpg" src="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/upload/2006/07/2006_07_26_mw_fat.jpg" width="150" height="138"> <b>&middot;</b> The fight against public nudity is getting a little out of control as <em>men</em> may be <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=397618&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=">banned from taking of their shirts</a> in some parts of England. Look, (almost) no one out there actually wants to see more man boobs, but let's be reasonable. (dailymail.co.uk)</p>
<p><b>&middot;</b> It seems that &quot;ExtenZe&quot; penis enlargement pills <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/07/24/financial/f172535D16.DTL">do not do everything that the company claims</a>. Shocking, but true. It doesn't matter though, because everyone knows <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/top/wet-spots-184426.php">pumps</a> are where it's at. (sfgate.com)</p>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:05:28 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dashiell Bennett]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[SuicideGirls Fire Sale?]]></title>
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      <p>Looking to jump on that altporn bandwagon without having to go through all the trouble of trawling goth clubs for models, dealing with pesky paperwork, or earning the respect of your colleagues?  Thanks to a dodgy looking web outfit that popped up this week, you can have thousands of photos of pierced and tattooed alternahotties&mdash;complete with all their <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/2257">2257</a> compliance documentation, even!&mdash;for the low, low price of $500.  The catch?  They've all been published on SuicideGirls before, wherein lies the controversy that Altporn Gossip is reporting on this week.  It isn't clear what sort of arrangement SuicideGirls has with ContentPinup.com (though the site's disclaimer claims there is "no affiliation"), or whether the models involved gave their permission to have their images and personal information resold (though really, who reads model releases anyway?); while we're waiting for our sources to come up with more dirt, you might as well peruse the gallery of sample images on the Content Pinup site.  Maybe sometimes the best things in life really are still free.<br />
<span class="guesttag">- <a href="http://www.jacksonwest.com/">J. West</a>/JD</span></p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.contentpinup.com/">Content Pinups</a> (contentpinup.com&mdash;thanks <a href="http://lawgeek.typepad.com">Jason</a>)<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://altporngossip.com/archive/20">"SG Selling 'Archived' Sets to Other Sites"</a> (altporngossip.com)</p><p><b>Update</b> An anonymous reader sent us a copy of <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/images/2006/04/suicidegirls_letter.php" onclick="window.open('http://www.fleshbot.com/images/2006/04/suicidegirls_letter.php','popup','width=495,height=654,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false">this letter</a> allegedly from SG's lawyer to Content Pinup which sheds some light on the relationship between the two companies; compare with the statement Missy Suicide released on the matter in the comments below and draw your own conclusions.  (Also seen at <a href="http://www.lukeisback.com/essays/essays/suicidegirls.htm">Luke Is Back</a>, where a reader notes "Not sure who this 'third party' is that Content Pinup paid to get these photos, but I have to admit, I am interested to know.") </p>

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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Apr 2006 19:20:49 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jackson West]]></dc:creator>
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      <p><b>&middot;</b> Breaking: Australian study shows that <a href="http://www.newindpress.com/NewsItems.asp?ID=IE420051127034038&Page=4&Title=Features+-+People+%26+Lifestyle&Topic=0">pornography doesn't objectify women after all</a>&mdash;so go ahead and load up that copy of <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/milf/porn-valley-dispatch-enter-the-milf-130141.php">"MILF Meat"</a> guilt-free!  (newindpress.com - thanks Ben)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> "I can absolutely understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part: the ass" ... and more wit, wisdom, and <a href="http://www.devilducky.com/media/38195/">groping of scantily clad Carnival dancers</a> by the governor of California.  Who knew we had so much in common?  (QuickTime video @ devilducky.com, via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/47015">Metafilter</a>)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> Want to stalk your favorite porn star?  Thanks to the Bush administration and this year's new <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/2257">2257</a> regulations, it's <a href="http://www.ocweekly.com/ink/06/12/news-kidd.php">easier than you think</a>. (ocweekly.com - thanks T.)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.eatmail.tv/_peekaboo">Portable stripper poles</a>: an item that belongs on <em>everyone's</em> wish list this holiday season! (eatmail.tv, via <a href="http://www.adrants.com/2005/11/elevator-used-to-recruit-pole-dancers.php">Adrants</a>)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> Newsweek <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=248539">goes gaga</a> over the heftily <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/news/porn-valley-dispatch-2006-avn-award-nominations-139234.php">AVN Award</a>-nominated <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/hardcore/dvd-pirates-113944.php">"Pirates"</a>, thus helping ensure that <a href="http://www.gramponante.com/reviews/2005/09/pirates.html">anal candle insertions</a> will become the next big manstream fetish come 2006.  (AVN + gramponante.com)</p>

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<p>Previously: <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/morning+wood/">Morning Wood Archives</a>/<a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/wet+spots/">Wet Spots Archives</a></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Nov 2005 16:06:25 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jonnobot]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Porn Valley Dispatch]]></title>
			<description><![CDATA[<img alt="2005_9_20_2257.gif" src="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/2005_9_20_2257.gif" width="150" height="100" class="greyborder" />
      <p>While one of life
s simple pleasures is the sending of confidential material over the internet, the thorny issue of maintaining <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/2257/bydate/">2257 documentation</a>&mdash;the slew of material a porn actor must provide to show he or she is of legal age, in addition to a valid address and a legal name&mdash;is ripe for abuse.  And guess what?  Someone's abusing it as you're reading this.  Details after the jump.<span class="guesttag">- <a href="http://www.gramponante.com">G. Ponante</a></span></p><p>* * * * *</p>

<p>A man purporting to be the 2257 documentarian of an east coast porn company&mdash;that is, the guy responsible for getting the real names and addresses of models to prove they are not underage (even when the shoot might be a MILF/gerontophile title)&mdash;says he <a href="http://thetrolls.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=2402&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=3fa42bab5809c9fd49fda6575a1a2274">"has plans"</a> for the shitload of names, addresses, and pictures of porn stars his company has on file.</p>

<p>The man calls himself "Atomic Punk" and has already published several pictures of people he says he has the goods on, reveling in the fact that he gets paid for this kind of access.  (Sources at adult webmaster board <a href="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/">GFY</a> says he's an assistant to the lawyer of Pleasure Productions, for whatever that's worth.)</p>

<p>As you well know, the adult business has a proud tradition of shooting itself in the foot (in much the same way my neighbor this year shot himself in the foot with a nail gun, except less funny) and those wishing ill on the porn industry would be doubly pleased if such a Paris Hilton-level breach of privacy from within resulted in a chilling of people wanting to get in the industry, fearing disclosure of something more valuable than, say, an anal cherry.  Maybe Alberto Gonzalez isn't the real enemy after all.</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=518235">"I knew this was gonna happen
</a> (gfy.com)<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://mikesouth.com/index.htm">"WHY 2257 is a REALLY Bad Idea"</a> (mikesouth.com, 9/19 entry)</p>

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<p>Previously: <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/dispatch/bydate/">Porn Valley Dispatch Archive</a></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:01:16 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nitke vs. Ashcroft Update]]></title>
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      <p>Bad news from the front lines of the War on Pornography, at least where our side is concerned: after a nine month trial in which New York-based fetish photographer <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/barbara+nitke/">Barbara Nitke</a> and the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom attempted to challenge certain provisions of the 1996 Communications Decency Act, a federal appeals panel yesterday ruled against the plaintiffs and "refused to find unconstitutional a law making it a crime to send obscenity over the Internet to children", according to the Associated Press (as if forcing her material onto children over the internet was part of Nitke's agenda in the first place).  What effect the ruling will have on an adult online community still reeling from the US government's <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/2257/">new 2257 regulations</a> remains to be seen, but it's worth keeping in mind what lawyer John Wirenius wrote on his weblog following the decision: "The fightin' is in rounds. This is round 1."</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--sexsites-obscenit0725jul25,0,6680266.story">"New York judges refuse to say Internet obscenity law is unconstitutional"</a> (AP @ NY Newsday)	<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://sethf.com/nitke/">Nitke v. Ashcroft</a> (resources and info @ sethf.com)<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwirenius/2005/07/25/">"Nitke v. Ashcroft: Decision"</a> (lawyer John Wirenius @ LiveJournal)</p><p>See also:<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.barbaranitke.com/">Barbara Nitke: The Sexuality Project</a> (portfolio @ barbaranitke.com)<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.ncsfreedom.org">National Coalition for Sexual Freedom</a> (ncsfreedom.org)<br />
Thumbnail: <a href="http://www.barbaranitke.com/home.html">Athena Starr in "Piggies" (1983)</a> by Barbara Nitke</p>

<p>Previously: <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/found/nitke-vs-ashcroft-024466.php">Nitke vs. Ashcroft</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/obscenity-task-force-103194.php">Obscenity Task Force</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/video/obscenity-then-and-now-001629.php">Obscenity, Then and Now</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/found/xxx-law-031174.php">XXX Law</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/us-vs-extreme-associates-round-2-033432.php">US vs. Extreme Associates, Round 2</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/other/war-on-pornography-017316.php">War On Pornography</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/porn-free-016987.php">Porn Free!</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/video/perversion-for-profit-001302.php">"Perversion For Profit"</a><br />
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Jul 2005 02:09:14 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[2257 Updates]]></title>
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      <p>Well, they're here: as of today, the US Department of Justice's <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/new-2257-regulations-104871.php">new 2257 regulations</a> go into effect, and we're pretty much confused as everyone else is about how they're ultimately going to effect your porn viewing experience.  While we're busy for the next few hours combing through our image archive and replacing the necessary thumbnails with 150x100 pixel portraits of Hello Kitty (hey, she matches our color scheme)*, here are some reports from the trenches:</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> First, the (possible) good news: Xbiz <a href="http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=9236">reports</a> that a "deal has been brokered by lawyers for the <a href="http://www.freespeechcoalition.com/">Free Speech Coalition</a> in U.S. District Court" .  More details will be available this afternoon; keep an eye on the <a href="http://www.freespeechcoalition.com/">FSC website</a> for updates.  (xbiz.com - read more @ <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=231539">AVN</a>)</p>

<p><b>Update</b> Xbiz reports that the "deal" involves a <a href="http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=9249">pending agreement</a> that would "put a temporary delay on enforcement of the rules"&mdash;which presumably means that they're still going to be enforced at some point unless more legal challenges are on the horizon. (xbiz.com; more @ <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=231539">AVN</a>)</p><p><b>&middot;</b> Despite the fact that a poster on an Xbiz forum claims that he was told during a <a href="http://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=10230">phone call with a DOJ representative</a> that "linking sites" (you're soaking in one!) would also be subject to the new regulations because they "increase sales and revenues of the images on the site they were linking to", we're not ready to close up shop here at Fleshbot Central just yet.  (Adult FYI)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> Seth Lubove at Forbes weighs in with an <a href="http://www.forbes.com/services/2005/06/23/porn-entertainment-movies-cz_sl_0623porn.html">article</a> that's both breathtakingly condescending towards the adult industry (actually, some people <em>are</em> going to miss publications and websites like <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/gay/found/bound-and-gagged-bound-and-gagged-107224.php">"Bound And Gagged"</a> very much) and critical of the DOJ's new draconian recordkeeping requirements. (forbes.com)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> In the meantime, some of the more curious early casualties of the new 2257 rules include <a href="http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/48767">"explicit thumbnails" at Sensible Erection</a>, <a href="http://www.gay.com/help/personals_adult.html">"adult profile" photos at Gay.com</a> and other personals sites, <a href="http://www.wantedlist.com/">DVD box cover images at WantedList</a> and other online retailers, and <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/22/rottencom_our_gaping.html">several sites in the Rotten.com family</a>&mdash;not that we visited Gaping Maw to get our porn fix too often anyway.</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> If you're <em>still</em> confused why the new 2257 regulations are such a big deal for porn producers and audiences ... well, maybe reading an informative article with <a href="http://freeinternetpress.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3868">stick figure illustrations</a> will help you understand? (freeinternetpress.com)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> And remember, if all else fails ... <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=teen&safe=off">we'll always have Google</a>.  (images.google.com - thanks Rob)</p>

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<p><span class="smallertext"><em>*Ed. note: Actually, we've never had any explicit thumbnails on Fleshbot.  At least something is making our jobs easier today.</em></span><br />
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jun 2005 13:57:19 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jonnobot]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Manga Porn Crackdown]]></title>
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      <p>While porn producers (and audiences) in the US have been gearing up for the <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/new-2257-regulations-104871.php">new 2257 regulations</a> that go into effect next week, fans of Japanese erotic art have an additional thing to worry about: a Tokyo court upheld a conviction yesterday against a publisher found guilty of distributing a <a href="http://www.japan-manga.jp/jsp/details.jsp?HanID=55556">comic title</a> found to be obscene in what Japan Today calls "the first major case in some 20 years in Japan to focus on printed pornographic material".  Better stock up on all those <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/tentacle+porn/">tentacle porn</a> hentai while you still can, folks.</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=2&id=340550">"Court upholds guilty ruling on publisher for obscene 'manga'"</a> (japantoday.com)<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://news.3yen.com/2005-06-16/japan-publisher-nailed-for-obscene-manga-japans-leading-international-news-network/">"Japan Publisher nailed for Obscene 
Manga
 Comics"</a> (3yen.com, via <a href="http://www.sexblo.gs/archives/002682.php">sexblo.gs</a>)<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.japan-manga.jp/jsp/details.jsp?HanID=55556">"Misshitsu [Honey Room]"</a> (japan-manga.jp)</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Jun 2005 10:38:54 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jonnobot]]></dc:creator>
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      <p>AVN's Mark Kernes makes a convincing argument that the US Department of Justice's <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/new-2257-regulations-104871.php">new 2257 regulations</a> are less about protecting children from pornographic exploitation than (surprise!) regulating porn businesses into logistical unfeasability, citing the law's ultimately unenforceable nature and evidence that the mainstream adult industry has already done a commendable job regulating itself in the past as far as utilizing underage performers is concerned: "Does it sound as if the 2257 statute can possibly accomplish the purpose for which it is allegedly intended?"  We'll know after June 23 when the statute goes into effect whether it does or not.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=230028">"The Lie That Is 2257 
 And The Solution"</a> (AVN)</p>

<p>Previously: <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/new-2257-regulations-104871.php">New 2257 Regulations</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/gay/found/bound-and-gagged-bound-and-gagged-107224.php">"Bound and Gagged" Bound and Gagged?</a></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Jun 2005 17:10:38 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jonnobot]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[New 2257 Regulations]]></title>
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      <p>The number 2257 might not mean much to you unless you already create porn for a living, but newly revised US Department of Justice rules regulating the ways adult content is distributed on the web (particularly the way "secondary producer" is defined) are going to effect all of us rank-and-file horndogs in some way sooner or later.  Is this the beginning of the end of web smut as we know it, or are adult media watchdogs like AVN getting their panties in a bunch over nothing?  We'll know more when the new statutes go into effect next month; in the meantime, any porn-friendly First Amendment lawyers out there willing to share their perspective on the ensuing brouhaha are welcome to contact us.  (Or at least bake us a cake with a file in it when we're imprisoned for ten years for publishing a 150x100 pixel thumbnail image of naked boobies without the proper documentation.)</p>

<p><b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=227671">"New 2257 Regulations Published"</a>, <a href="http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=227697">"New 2257 Regs: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly"</a>, and <a href="New 2257 Regs: "http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=227704">"Yes, They Are Going to Change the Way This Business is Conducted"</a> (AVN)<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?cat=2&id=8861">"Amended 2257 Regulations Published in Federal Register"</a> (Xbiz)<br />
<b>&middot;</b> <a href="http://my.execpc.com/~xxxlaw/2257Tables5.24.05.htm">The Attorney General's Changes to the Section 2257 Regulations</a> (execpc.com/~xxxlaw)</p>

<p>Previously: <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/obscenity-task-force-103194.php">Obscenity Task Force</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/video/obscenity-then-and-now-001629.php">Obscenity, Then and Now</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/found/xxx-law-031174.php">XXX Law</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/us-vs-extreme-associates-round-2-033432.php">US vs. Extreme Associates, Round 2</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/found/nitke-vs-ashcroft-024466.php">Nitke vs. Ashcroft</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/other/war-on-pornography-017316.php">War On Pornography</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/text/porn-free-016987.php">Porn Free!</a>, <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/straight/video/perversion-for-profit-001302.php">"Perversion For Profit"</a><br />
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