The question here isn't really "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?" so much as "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep-Like Beings With Long, Dextrous Tongues That Make Them Moan In Ecstasy?" It's the short story Philip K. Dick never got around to writing.

"Do Androids Dream ... ?" (Flash w/sound @ xstasis.org - thanks Frank)
Order: "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?" (Amazon)
Previously: Sorayama's Robots, Jehan Legac

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