· The 90s may be back, but the 80s never really went away: looks like see-through mesh bodysuits are as big as ever. (galleries @ equis.ya.com)

· Cover up that mesh with a sexy porn-flavored t-shirt from Zero Boutique - we like Dee, our foxy Black Panther lover. (zeroboutique.com)

· More horny t-shirt fun: it's amazing how you can get away with feeling up complete strangers when you pretend to be blind! (notvanilla.us, via Get Swank)

· It only takes two eyes to enjoy the fetishy fashion photography of Jean Francois-Lepage - along with a Flash-equipped browser, a fast connection, and a taste for anemic-looking models in freaky makeup. (Flash @ two-eyes.com, via Ticklefight)

· John Stagliano's acclaimed hardcore fetish opus "The Fashionistas" will open as a choreographed live revue in a Las Vegas shopping center next month. We guess that's progress. (AVN)

· Wow ... just think what the swimsuit competition will be like! (porkdisco.com)

· Digital Playground's Jesse Jane continues her quest for world domination with simultaneous appearances in the new Maxim and MK Magazine. Resistance is futile. (maximonline.com/mk-magazine.com)

· Think you've seen it all as far as body painting is concerned? Trust us - you haven't. (gallery @ alisonholland.com - thanks Dan)

· Silly Flash fun at Orgasms Around The World. We're especially fond of Miss Antarctica. (Flash @ ratedtoons.com, via FlufferSmut.)

· Join the Army, get a boob job. God Bless America! (New Yorker - thanks Mark, Libby, Ringo, et al.)

· The Paris Hilton Pokemon Sex Tape. Yes, it's as dopey as it sounds. (.wmv video @ g-shack.com - thanks Steve)

· Real, authentic lesbians share their takes on Spike Lee's "She Hate Me" in the NY Blade: "Real, authentic lesbians will not sleep with men, for any reason at all." Sorry guys. (nyblade.com - thanks Rachel)

· And speaking of real, authentic lesbians ... our linkscout Carly shares her dirty little secret. No, not that one. (Pornblography/squirtingsensation.com)

· Got MILF? Not if the Washington Department of Licensing has anything to do with it. (The Smoking Gun, via Boing Boing)

· 3-D boob shots = hours of eyestrain headache fun! (open directory @ 6space.de - thanks Emmanuelle)

· Pasty amateur flesh and icing sugar cum shots = The Xplicit British Film Festival, now accepting submissions. (xbff.co.uk - thanks Nigel)

· New at Laystation: new interface, new search features, and new opportunities to spend hours browsing for porn titles on company time. (Flash @ laystation.com)

· Rancho Carne's recent 4- and 5-Kleenex Reviews include "Riot Sluts", "Snow Sluts", "Sluts in the Sun", and "Cum Swapping Sluts 6". We smell a trend. (reviews @ ranchocarne.com)

· Oh, and remember that Japanese live eel porn link we promised you earlier this week? Well, here it is. You're welcome. (.wmv video @ uselessjunk.com - send your therapy bills to Siege, who helpfully reminds us that "Once seen, a perversion cannot be unseen. But the degree to which it haunts you is inversely proportional to the number of unwitting friends you forward it to.")
 

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