While we're far more likely to devote hours gulping Jack and Cokes while wasting time saving the universe via PSP porn games, rather than sipping fine port and contemplating our next thoughtfully calculated chess move, we feel we'd be doing a disservice to our strategy-minded readers if we didn't feature the Phallic Chess Set. As in standard chess, rank and file is by color (albeit "Exaggerated Flesh Tone" vs. "Subdued Flesh Tone"), although why the Queen curves to the left while the Rook is uncircumcised may always be a mystery to us non-chess types. A kinky twist on the en passant capture, perhaps? -V. Blue

Phallic Chess Set (@ phallicchessset.com, via SOFTblog)

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Previously: Dildoll, LoveChess