Thanks to Television Research Council director Melissa Caldwell—who called it "basically soft-core porn"—we were finally able to make ourselves watch the full, uncensored version of that new Carl's Jr. ad starring a soapy, carnivorous Paris Hilton ... and we have to admit that it's pretty "hot", as the kids say. Funny how every time we think the whole meat porn thing is out, they pull us back in.

"Parent Group Proliferates Paris 'Porn' Commercial" (Adrants; more @ Reuters)
Paris Hilton Commercial (videos, screencaps, and assorted promotional hoo-hah @ spicyparis.com)

Previously: Carl's Jr.: "Size Matters", Hardee's Girl, Slate on Atkins Porn, More Fast Food Porn, Naked Catering, Muki's Kitchen, Sex and Advertising 2004, Super Model Meat Sports